"Aao chalo, kuch acting seeke"- Rahul.G

Uninteresting, yet breaking
news- Rahul Gandhi to set up
a drama school real soon!
The 'PM in waiting' has plans
to start his very own drama
school for aspiring politicians...

With the prior Permission,
blessings and advises from his
Super mom Sonia ji..he'll soon
start up the institution in
unknown location :/:/
He will be the director.. Sonia-
the guest lecturer
Well we do feel that he's the
best one for the job, as his
experience says it all!
Unconfirmed reports- Rahul
said "most of the politicians
today lack good acting skills...and
how to use them in need... My
school will provide every aid
for the betterment of future
politicians.."
hearin dis many aspirin nd
strugglin politicians are
jumping with joy coz may be
with this venture they will be able
to strengthen their position

Our beloved 'not so active' PM
welcomed this decision..he
said " I'm sooo proud of Rahul
beta..always had faith in his
acting skills. I welcome his
plans with full support..and
wishing him all luck"
We haven't got any reports on
Super mom's reaction..
But we're pretty sure tht shez
the master brain behind
this...otherwise Rahul taking
decisions by himself..nay..not
possible!
Also, the name too might be somewhat related to her..
Rahul's recent melo drama
during farmers protest helped
him earn a lot of fans including
the blog authors..(oooh..hez
sooo good! ;-D) this steered his
mind to start up the venture...
Also, the implicit acting seen
during election time.
Not to forget, his well
appreciated acting of carrying
a heavy load, eventhough twas
a cheap plastic
container...hmmm.. It sure needs a
standing ovation!
We did try hard(as usual) to get the blueprint of the architecture of the building, but unfortunately couldn't..
We also found some interesting information
from unknown sources that
some directors are trying to
rope him in for their film...Also
some actors are at his
doors for some tips.....
Looks like mama's
boy is on a roll!
Wishing all the luck
to a great politician and to even greater actor alive!

Way to go, champ! ;-P
pray to Rajni, he'll bless you!

P.S. This is for pure fun..nothing personal and offensive.
No hard feelings please.. We're two poor crazyheads :)

Rahul deserves an Oscar..

India ia a very strange country.. Everything changes here in a flash of a second... yestrday wen we went to sleep the breaking news was dat RAHUL GANDHI WAS ARRESTED... nd wen we woke up.. HE WAS RELEASED... ithentha vellerika pattanamo???? arum chodichu pokum..

all dis can happen only in india.. nd more importantly 2 a person who dared 2 say infront of d media dat he is ASHAMED TO BE AN INDIAN.. wateva d reason may be..Otherwise...in a blink of an eye- arresting and bailing kazhiyumo? But hey..If he's ashamed, then the Jantha is also ashamed of him being an Indian!
lol....Life aint a drama... Mr. Gandhi..

Btw getting arrested isn't a new thing to the 'PM in waiting' young politician..
Its been said that in 2001, he was arrested from Boston along wid his colombian gal frnd...

See... sm1 desperately wants to be arrested.. nd get VIP TREATMENT IN JAIL...4 a few hours.. nd den go back home wid an escort... woah... hats off rahul.... !!!!!

WELL WAT XACTLY HAPPENED YESTERDAY IS..

Rahul Gandhi was arrested By UP Police – For protesting against the Yamuna Express way Rahul Gandhi along with the farmers and other Congress leaders was by Uttar Pradesh Police. Rahul was later released on bail at around 3 am and was escorted back to Delhi by UP Police. Congressmen Dig Vijay Singh announced protest against UP government for arresting Rahul Gandhi...

The BJP has slammed Rahul Gandhi for his visit to Bhatta Parsaul village. "I would like to remind you that Rahul earlier went to Tapal Gaon of Aligarh also. He had said that in the next Parliament session, the land acquisition amendment bill will be brought in. What has happened now? None of the bills have been bought to the Parliament. I want answers to all this," said BJP leader Rajnath Singh.

The Samajwadi Party also hit out at the Congress leader. "Rahul Gandhi is sitting there on protest. Nothing will happen if he keeps sitting there. The Central government needs to take some steps and if Rahul Gandhi wants, this can be done. The Central government should compensate the farmers," said Samajwadi Party leader Akhilesh Yadav.


we r quite clear dat dis is a political gimmick.. nd Rahul dis was least expextd frm u....there's a lot of difference b/w saying and doing...
We believe in ACTION, not juz Words..and promises.. we all remember of hw u helped sm workers once.. wen all of dem wer usin heavin iron containers nd tools .. our gandhi boy had plastic stuff..light weightd..:( actin chod bachu...Twas juz a show off- what we call cheap political election campaigning.....rather than 'seva'. :p

nw as he turned out 2 be a player too... the question remainin is..AB KISKE HAWAALE WATAN SATHIYO????

aur haan wait for our nxt post..
Hot News- PM IN WAITING- Mama's boy- Mr. Rahul Gandhi soon gonna launch his very own Drama school!

Daddy Fell into the Pond

a poem by Alfred Noyes



Everyone grumbled. The sky was grey.
We had nothing to do and nothing to say.
We were nearing the end of a dismal day,
And then there seemed to be nothing beyond,
Then
Daddy fell into the pond!

And everyone's face grew merry and bright,
And Timothy danced for sheer delight.
"Give me the camera, quick, oh quick!
He's crawling out of the duckweed!" Click!

Then the gardener suddenly slapped his knee,
And doubled up, shaking silently,
And the ducks all quacked as if they were daft,
And it sounded as if the old drake laughed.
Oh, there wasn't a thing that didn't respond
When
Daddy Fell into the pond!

Alfred Noyes

DEAR PEOPLE, I'M NOT DONE YET!- SINCERELY, END-O-SULFAN

Endosulfan banned!!- great news.... is it?
well....yeah, for the great efforts put up by the ample number of people around Kerala n other parts of the nation, it is...but the devil hasn't perished yet...
the current agenda allows use of the pesticide over 22 crops n that too it would take around 11 frigging years for complete phase out!!!!! bloody hell...was that really a ban?????
even the begning was full of mayhem...
Kasargod's (Kerala)heartbreaking sufferings made the other countries to put a ban on the poison...but still our Govt was dead blind!

dirty politics and money making is the only agenda of our nation's working committee including politicians, beaurocrats and others....otherwise why would this ban have so many loop holes!
hmmm....guess, the expense really played a big role, which made the decision to ban so late.... Endosulfan's substitutes are costlier than it.... So does that mean MONEY is more VALUED than the LIVES of POOR? can they eva find any solution for the people whose life was devastated by the pesticide?? answer dear GOVT!!! people have been strugglin for over decades to put a stop to it, but one CM had to do fasting(we really don't wanna comment upon that),few celebrities to spread the word(finally)to make our beaurocrats to take a decision...(that too with some weak links)
aint that shows how much these poison mafia influenced or gained control over our beaurocrats??
where's the future of our Nation actually heading?

and then why did they ban only ENDOSULFAN, there are lotsa cousins of the same, which are poisonous.....

apparently it seems, the ban is just to cover up the prevailin protests...its sure gonna rise up again to destroy mankind... matter of factly sayin, the agenda gave people 11 more years to suffer with the devil... thank you, Govt!!!

well anyway....atleast they did 'ban' the thing, which we people were fighting for (even though its not gonna give any significant gain)...n the authors (both of us) are really proud to be one among those, from our district, who signed in the protest letter against Endosulfan! :)

LEts hope for a better tomorrow! God bless all :)

P.S. there would many infos missin.... juz to be clear- WE ARE TERRIBLE WITH G.K...so SORRY ;-P

"GET IDEA", Junior AB!

Hope y'all have seen our own
Junior Bachchan's 'GET IDEA'
advertisement.... Well, who
wouldn't have?
Hmm.. Get Idea??? Really, Abhi?
Guess, he should get some(no,
its not the sim, we're talkin
about here..its the real idea)!
LOL. Hope ideas were also
available in market...
Has he got any idea about the
films, he's been doing,
which're so 'idea'less :-P what
happened to mein prem ki
diwani hu, refugee, loc, umaro
jaan, shararat, dhai akshar
prem ke...ETC.. No idea na???
Film chodo, wife kam hein
kya..?
Marrying an older woman was
a gr8 idea..woohoo... Guess,
she did win jackpot being the
member of Bachchan family,
but failed to be your lucky
charm..hmm... Think, Sallu bhai
took away the better portion
of luck wid him before
ya...hmmm...didn't he? Any idea,
how much he went away
with??? :-P

17 consecutive flops...oooh..tht
was really worse...but think, he
did get idea..which gave him
4hits... But agn don't you think
Ash took away all the idea from
him...huh....poor AB!
Koi nahi..picture abi baaki hein
mere dost...!
He didn't have any idea on
how really an accent shud be....
Think, Boston Univ degree
didn't help you much for Dilli
6...??? Otherwise 'Golden Kela'
award for tht weird, fake
accent shouldn't be lying there
in your shelf now! Hmm get
idea and work on it, Abhi! We
guess, fake accent queen Ash
gave you tips on the accent..so
she shud get some as well! :-P
but he said tht the award was
a bench mark in his
career..ugh...duh, again...mahn,
this guy's got no idea..totally!
Well what was his exact idea
behind working on J.P Dutt's
movies..even after two flops...
Refugee and LOC... Hmm which
made the audiences to get
some idea to escape from
theatre...
The 3rd movie Umrao Jaan was
even worse... Where did all
your idea go that time???
Then how can we forget the
famous 'Hrithik-Ash' onscreen
kiss for Dhoom2.. Guess, it
went away w/o J.B's(no, don't
confuse it with Justin
Beiber..we'll get on to him on
some other post) idea...hmm...
Think AB..you're full of 'NO
IDEAS'....(like us ;-D) SO YOU
BETTER 'GET IDEA'.... Best
wishes, from SN's....!!!
We're really sorry for this
post..we do appreciate his
talent and work...infact, Shreya
Nair is a die hard fan of Junior
AB, loves him madly..but kya
kare..paagalpanthi b zaroori
hein! :-P

BBC Interview with Prithviraj [EXCLUSIVE] 4FUN *FAKE*

PRITHVI SUPRIYA .. D REAL STORY REVEALED... ;)

Off the trend yet breaking news..Many gals thru out kerala, and in other southern states,and a very few in other parts of the country suffered a slight initial heart attack.. all in one day 25 april 2011.. Reason..: young yet mega star of south PRITHVIRAJ SUKUMARAN got married to smart BBC journalist SUPRIYA MENON

The young POMPOUS star kept it as a top secret, which even our intelligence bureau cudn't keep at times ..hmmm....
The news was first confirmed by SHREYA NAMBIAR following her risky dangerous secret investigation, which ended at twitter.. thanx to INDRAJITH..(no he s not prithvi's PA he is prithvi's unfortunate elder bro..:) )INDRU's tweet was a big turning point in her investigation.

Overheard from the star itself .. he quoted '' I always longed for a wedding lyk ma close buddy ABHISHEK BACHCHAN ''
he also said that his yet another close friend AISHWARYA RAI BACHCHAN personally gave tips to Supriya for the ROYAL WEDDING (dats hw Mallika sukumaran tags his weddin as..)

he did follow abhi ash kinda weddin... but unlike abhiash weddin.. it was not jez the invitee list dat was shortened but the date was also not disclosed.. coz he dint want his ex's 2 commit suicide... ab prithvi beta dint noe dat dese gals celebrated his weddin news.. no1 cares 4 u bloody loser..:)

bt yes the reception was a grand one.. bt his close buddies.. JUNIOR B AND HIS WIFE wernt present.. Doesnt dat show that dey dnt even remember loser no1 PRITHVI..:(


It is been rumoured that pritts tried 2 convince PRINCE WILLIAM to ve a weddin lyk his... but he dint .. coz he knew hw jealous pritts was coz kate was million tyms better dan his own better half..:)

Mr and Mrs Prithviraj wer spotted pleadin 2 d royal guards to let them take snaps of the royal wedding.. well we strongly blv dat its jez 2 show the world dey're frenz wid d royal family... HOW DESPERATE...:(

Luks lyk dis on screen great grandson of kelu is really tryin 2 be royal.. wich he ll nvr b able 2 ... poor lad..

Now abt wifey SUPRIYA .. it luks lyk dis HARVARD alumini's journalism world aint moved a bit beyond 60-70's era .. that might be d reason for her ''WHAT D HELL'' hairdo she had durin her weddin nd reception.. :)

BBC is goin thru some hard tyms .. as d young couple are having some nice time .... it is estimated dat deir TRPs hav been droppin lately.. her absence is really worryin d channel... BBC said they r gonna send a personal msg 2 the newly wed .. to stop honeymoon'ing and save the channel...

but does d world noe dat dey arnt busy sightseein.???. pritts has taken wifey 2 sm world famous yet unknown PLASTIC SURGEON 2 make her luk better.... he even avoided every question abt her b4 marriage.. coz he dint want d world 2 noe dat he was gonna marry an ugly duck lyk her..:) If d news wudnt ve spread so much he wud ve revealed about deir marriage much aftr d plastic surgery..... PATHETIC.. hain na???


par kare bhi toh kya.. khudh ke bhai ne hi dhoka de diya.. we feel dat prithvi's career growth was worryin indru.. dis was d least he cud do out f jealousy... saralla tto....:(

All thanx 2 god and indru .. the wedding reception was quite GRAND unlike d wedding..
Finally.. not jez ARJUNAN .. but LOKAVUM SAKHSHI... phew..!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DESI TWILIGHT.. pure fun

There wud be only a very few ppl on planet earth who wud not have seen or read the TWILIGHT SAGA…

Beautifully written by Stephanie Meyer and enacted by Pattison and stewart.. dese blood suckers have topped all charts and conquered our hearts…

Ever thot of the movie getting dubbed in hindi??? Scary huh???? Heheh.. don’t worry we r not gonna dub one.. bt we ve overheard from UNKNOWN sources that twili8 is gonna get its bollywood version soon…. Ab kya hua???? Fainted… ????

YASHRAJ FILMS are known to be lattoo over twili8.. and ADITYA CHOPRA is gonna direct the movie himself… toh.. get ready to see twili8 set in Kashmir..(Switzerland to be exact..) ab u need 2 ve cold climate 4 the cullens yaar… and bella and Edward and even Jacob wud dance at the ganne ke kheth wearing manish malhotra’s designer Indian wear…. Isn’t dat wow?????? Don’t u dare puke on our blog… :x

Unconfirmed reports say that the Indian version will ve pure Indian names for their characters.. where Edward becomes CHAMPU.. Bella becomes MUNNI OR SHEILA.. Jacob becomes JAGGU.. and so on….

Casting seems to be a tough job 4 Adi… apparently NEIL NITIN MUKESH is director’s first choice coz of his fairer than milk complexion..:D… bt the stone faced actor may be replaced by kapoor beta RANBIR…aur amir mamu’s IMRAN ..  it is rumoured dat even SRK approached Adi sayin he is confident 2 play Champu  as he has been trained to do all the stunts 4 RA.ONE .. but adi rejected him sayin buddhas are not allowed.. J .. Poor RAJNI is in the hospital otherwise no neil no srk wud ve even dared 2 consider d role..

MALAIKA.. KATRINA  nd RAKHI SAWANTH  are fighting it out 4 munni/sheila’s role.. rakhi has challengd d oda  gals 2 cm nd settle it on national tv… yup.. some reality show is sure 2 come…  I

As for jaggu.. who els but the chopra boy UDAY has threatened his bro dat he wud commit suicide if he doesn’t get that role… ma request 2  adi is,.. don’t give that  role 2 him.. aise martha hai toh saale ko marne do..

With the advent of THE MUTTON SONG and CHARACTER DHEELA HAI… wich say that munni and Sheila are over … Adi is reconsidering bella’s  name….

Lets jez hope ki yeh movie dekhke hamara CHARACTER DHEELA NA HO JAAYE…..

 

Royal Wedding parody: Prince William and Kate Middleton, Prince Charles ...

SNIPERS VS GERONIMOS

Kids never got balls back from Osama house

This is all funny and nothin offensive to anyone


They thought the house belonged to a drug-dealer, or perhaps a smuggler, and local people had learned to leave it well alone. When the milkman delivered he did not even ring the bell but simply left it outside the green double gates. If anyone ever stopped and leaned against the wall someone would emerge and tell them to clear off. Cricket-playing children who exuberantly hit their shots over the compound's high, barbed-wire topped walls were given money to go the local shop, but they were never allowed inside to retrieve their ball. 

from the times of india...

now 2 the idiotic version.. i mean our version of the story

Seems osama had plans to train his associates in cricket and own a team in ipl!
and wat wud he name his team.. THE AL-QUEDA SNIPERS... :)

They were trainin hard..but Obama, who apparently got threatened by OBL's plans ordered for operation Geronimo! Twas also rumoured tht he feared osama's men may pose threat to his team, which he was plannin to own in next season- name- GERONIMOS!!!!
It seems Pak officials were not lyin when they said they didn't 'help' Obl..otherwise they wud have given money for him to buy cricket balls! Mahn...thts unfair! Poor ladeN... bt woh peeche nahi hata... he stole balls wenevr he cud.. :)

Hmmm Laden had plans to make two ipl teams wid his 25 kids!

And 4wives

One IPL cost Osama his life!
Nyws ipl is gonna miss alqueda snipers a lot

Yea!

Talk about bad luck-what else!but then snipers were lucky enough... They don't have to face Gopumon... :)

Otherwise we wud have seen the otherwise dangerous alqueda's, runnin frustrated all around the ground...

Jai Gopu!

But obama's GERONIMOS.. r definitely gonna face sree and probably end up killing him soon.. :) we will be waiting for that day... 

 

 

urumi chimmi chimmi remake by sunil godson thayyil.mp4

gr8 job heheheh..
way better than nithya prabhu version..... thumbs up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

The starting :)

Here we're- the so called idiots!
You guys wud probably be wonderin what exactly r we aimin here..


Well not everyone is lucky enough to be called crazy!

One fine day, we were sittin at our hostel room, worryin bout the less number of followers in twitter. Suddenly Shreya Nair's brain lit up wid the idea of creating a blog....Blog tht includes our dream, ideas...
(we did feel tht we're one of the amazin students in our class..ehem..ehem.. nd we bet no1 wud dare disagree..) so both of us got thrilled nd decided 2 make one durin our hols..
now selecting d name was a difficult....since the name 'Idiots' is biggest achievement we've eva gained..we couldn't opt out that... so afta 3 days of struggle ..we came up wid infallible infectious idiots..:)

Noticed the 'writers' in occupation? Well..yea..we're one! A good writers- done a lot of work on classroom benches, walls,Backpage of notebooks.... isnt dat gud enuf??? hehe

we cannot promise to be a frequent writers here.. Though not hard workin, but afterall we're btech students..stayin far away from home in hostel..so will post wheneva we're free and full of crazy stuffs..
so bubbyyyeeee.... lov ya loads...
Encourage- leave comments...tht wud help us make it better and more crazier...:)