2G..... 2G.... aren’t you all really sick hearing it all over the news
all the time? Hmmm, by the way, we know what you are thinking, but no, we are
not bored hearing about it!! Voila!! ;-)
Now that all of you are bored of 2g and most
of you prefer reading KRK tweets rather than reading the newspaper headlines, we
have come up with hot news. Heard from sources that some intelligent people are
planning a new scam. As this is the age
of 3g, they have decided to name it the 3g SCAM. Well this is a highly
confidential news but we are ready to share the big secret with our readers
that the master brains behind this scam are none other than THE CREATIVE
IDIOTS.. That’s usJ. Now
you know why we are not bored.. 2G is our inspiration, hearing it all the time
is an encouragement. We have a full proof (read fool proof) plan for the same.
No Swamy will be able to do anything about it. buhahaha..
Our 3g scam is going to be bigger than the 2g
scam for sure!!
We are going to bring out a scandal which is
100 times bigger in cash than the previous one. Yes, even Lord SreePadmanabha Swamy
wouldn’t come our way :O With 1/4th
of the money, we are going to renovate Tihar, so as to ensure our comfortable
stay in future (only if Swamy interrupts, you know risks should be avoided).
Okay, basically we are going to do this all alone without involving any
ministers, journalists, or any entrepreneurs ......just the two of us! But PC,
the HM, the goggle man- Karunanidhi’s daughter, Raja (band baaja) etc, has
already contacted us to request to join them too. But they just don’t include in our plan. And
apart from PC no one else can actually stand the storm called SWAMY. We just
might be into him. We will let you guys know soon.
As for bureaucrats, we definitely need
someone like RK Chandolia. This guy was the private secretary of Raja during
UPA-1 when the licenses were awarded and during UPA-2 he was given the rank of
joint secretary but later became the Economic advisor due to Raja (truly a king
who loves his praja)
We will behave like Maharajas...
We have decided not to involve people at the top
of TRAI, because we strongly suspect the daily SMS limitation to 100 was TRAI’s
revenge for accusing their ex-head Pradip Baijal. Our sources tell us that the
judiciary may give him a clean chit. The reason behind this is nothing but the
complaints lodged by millions of cell phone users across the country.
See...see.... the power of democracy and moreover the SMS.
The
main aim behind this 3g scam is to endorse our own channel. How can we forget what
Kanimozhi did for her channel? She is really not that bad. She did everything
for the Tamil audience who watch all their soaps and Rajnikanth-Vijaykanth
movies they show. And it’s a pity that she has been put in the jail just for
social service. So not fair.
We would be careful and won’t repeat Radia
tapes. Rather we would use pigeons to convey our messages. And just like Bakhra
oops Barkha Dutt (too many typos) who loves to stick her tongue out and hit her
bashers with many arms just like Devi (ref: twitter), we hope to get least
publicity in this case. We are planning to take a PhD in manipulation from her
and have good relation with 10janpath. Also train in mass blocking and abusing
her followers. Well SRN got blocked by her just when she mentioned radia
tapes...arrey she didn’t understand that SRN was just trying to take some tips
from her...aww poor girl. SSN too tried to repeat the same, but Deviji thought
‘twas SRN’s fake account and blocked her too. Sigh ;-( well she also said SRN
has no upbringing!! Yeah we crave for the upbringing B.Dutt had.. calling a
woman ‘tramp’, marrying two men, getting involved in scams.... alas!! Well she
thinks she is really great coz her followers count is increasing day by day....
but some people say they are following just to get daily dose of her
STUPIDITY.. don’t worry Barkha ji, we don’t think so.. there is something more
in you than just stupidity (‘DEVIl’ism, maybe? Note- not to be read the way, it
seems)
Even if we get caught, we wonder, who will
write a 4 page note on our scam to the PMO and later say that they are not my
personal opinion like Pranab!! And we will respond to it with a huge grin of
satisfaction saying the MATTER IS CLOSED in pure PC style. But mind it
rascala.... our matter is never going to open at all. But what we fear the most
is the interruption of Italian Madam, her puppet and her clan. We can’t do
anything, but give their share if they demand it. We are sooooo weak comparing
them L while typing this, our legs were shaking,
hmmmm. So guys pray for us, pleaseeeeeee.....
Better befriend us now as later on, we will
be really busy... we are going to be “THE SCAMSTARS”
*Barkha laugh...sorry EVIL laugh*
