MULLAPERIYAR WATER(aka BLOOD) THEME PARK

Kerala to get a new water theme park soon!! Yes...the idiots told you first!

All thanks to Tamil Nadu’s selfless support for this ‘project’. Pity on all the keralites and others who are crying for new dam.... damn...so ‘anti-development’ kinds!!

Mullaperiyar is the oldest gravity dam built on 1896 and is still running even after its expiry date of 50 years... It is on the verge of an explosion! And that very explosion will help Kerala get its biggest, infact world’s biggest water theme park ever!! Isn’t that “WOW”? Why worry about lakhs of life, just think about the adventure... don’t give a DAMn about IIT research... but just one doubt- will we be alive to be happy about the park!!?? Ahh... never mind, at least Tamilians can definitely enjoy it!!

We idiots wonder how the dam survived till now.... but the answer is with Tamilians and of course, we found it out. It is RAJINIKANTH! Reports say he is holding the dam and it is too strong to break. Awww...the hero! we guess, Rajini will crave for some rest!!

Appreciate central government’s ignorance towards this issue... just keep your eyes closed and let the Keralites die! Nice na....... the only trouble is that the water park will smell of BLOOD... blood of more than 30 lakh innocent people!! But does that really matter? Huh TN, central govt?? Nay......How about naming it BLOOD theme park ???? What say???? :-P

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri DAM?? (okay okay...there is no relevance of this here, but we love the song!! ;-))

TIHAR... watch out for the 3G's

2G..... 2G.... aren’t you all really sick hearing it all over the news all the time? Hmmm, by the way, we know what you are thinking, but no, we are not bored hearing about it!! Voila!! ;-)

Now that all of you are bored of 2g and most of you prefer reading KRK tweets rather than reading the newspaper headlines, we have come up with hot news. Heard from sources that some intelligent people are planning a new scam.  As this is the age of 3g, they have decided to name it the 3g SCAM. Well this is a highly confidential news but we are ready to share the big secret with our readers that the master brains behind this scam are none other than THE CREATIVE IDIOTS.. That’s usJ. Now you know why we are not bored.. 2G is our inspiration, hearing it all the time is an encouragement. We have a full proof (read fool proof) plan for the same. No Swamy will be able to do anything about it. buhahaha..

Our 3g scam is going to be bigger than the 2g scam for sure!!

We are going to bring out a scandal which is 100 times bigger in cash than the previous one. Yes, even Lord SreePadmanabha Swamy wouldn’t come our way :O  With 1/4^th of the money, we are going to renovate Tihar, so as to ensure our comfortable stay in future (only if Swamy interrupts, you know risks should be avoided). Okay, basically we are going to do this all alone without involving any ministers, journalists, or any entrepreneurs ......just the two of us! But PC, the HM, the goggle man- Karunanidhi’s daughter, Raja (band baaja) etc, has already contacted us to request to join them too.  But they just don’t include in our plan. And apart from PC no one else can actually stand the storm called SWAMY. We just might be into him. We will let you guys know soon.

As for bureaucrats, we definitely need someone like RK Chandolia. This guy was the private secretary of Raja during UPA-1 when the licenses were awarded and during UPA-2 he was given the rank of joint secretary but later became the Economic advisor due to Raja (truly a king who loves his praja)

We will behave like Maharajas...

We have decided not to involve people at the top of TRAI, because we strongly suspect the daily SMS limitation to 100 was TRAI’s revenge for accusing their ex-head Pradip Baijal. Our sources tell us that the judiciary may give him a clean chit. The reason behind this is nothing but the complaints lodged by millions of cell phone users across the country. See...see.... the power of democracy and moreover the SMS.

 The main aim behind this 3g scam is to endorse our own channel. How can we forget what Kanimozhi did for her channel? She is really not that bad. She did everything for the Tamil audience who watch all their soaps and Rajnikanth-Vijaykanth movies they show. And it’s a pity that she has been put in the jail just for social service. So not fair.

We would be careful and won’t repeat Radia tapes. Rather we would use pigeons to convey our messages. And just like Bakhra oops Barkha Dutt (too many typos) who loves to stick her tongue out and hit her bashers with many arms just like Devi (ref: twitter), we hope to get least publicity in this case. We are planning to take a PhD in manipulation from her and have good relation with 10janpath. Also train in mass blocking and abusing her followers. Well SRN got blocked by her just when she mentioned radia tapes...arrey she didn’t understand that SRN was just trying to take some tips from her...aww poor girl. SSN too tried to repeat the same, but Deviji thought ‘twas SRN’s fake account and blocked her too. Sigh ;-( well she also said SRN has no upbringing!! Yeah we crave for the upbringing B.Dutt had.. calling a woman ‘tramp’, marrying two men, getting involved in scams.... alas!! Well she thinks she is really great coz her followers count is increasing day by day.... but some people say they are following just to get daily dose of her STUPIDITY.. don’t worry Barkha ji, we don’t think so.. there is something more in you than just stupidity (‘DEVIl’ism, maybe? Note- not to be read the way, it seems)

Even if we get caught, we wonder, who will write a 4 page note on our scam to the PMO and later say that they are not my personal opinion like Pranab!! And we will respond to it with a huge grin of satisfaction saying the MATTER IS CLOSED in pure PC style. But mind it rascala.... our matter is never going to open at all. But what we fear the most is the interruption of Italian Madam, her puppet and her clan. We can’t do anything, but give their share if they demand it. We are sooooo weak comparing them L while typing this, our legs were shaking, hmmmm. So guys pray for us, pleaseeeeeee.....

Better befriend us now as later on, we will be really busy... we are going to be “THE SCAMSTARS”

*Barkha laugh...sorry EVIL laugh*

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*The best part of the college was Padayappa (not Rajnikanth) and Aslam bhai....well yeah they are not ‘part’, but two dashing seniors of the college. Every student in our college would be having one or the other stories about them to tell, we too have some wonderful stories in our kit. They were the final years when we were the first years.
They were the real patriotic fellows....made us sing our national anthem- ‘Jana Gana Mana’ in numerous occasions including while we were walking through the corridor!!
Once they caught us on the way. The Pada, who is not the Rajnikanth, gave Nambiar one auto driver’s number to go home.

The intelligent and poor Nambu went up to gate and dialled the number despite having doubt and an another number...because she respects and trusts her senior (no fear!!)!! Nair was with them, they didn’t release her from their custody. Here goes the conversation between the driver and her (i.e SRN. It is a really time consuming task to type Nambu/Nambiar all the time...for Nair, we will use SSN).


Driver: “hello”
SRN: “eh...Would you come to Engineering college gate?”
Driver: okay ma’am...where do you want to go?”
SRN: “home”
Driver: “eh...home? ...where is it?”
SRN: “oh! Sorry...its XXXX” (not going to tell you the place :-P)
Driver: “okay.... are you in first year?”
SRN: *thinks in mind “dude, why are you asking me that!?”* “yeah....umm I am...”
Driver: “just confirmed ‘coz you students fool us a lot...btw where did you get my number from?”
SRN: *thinking- “too many questions...hmm....and I AM DIFFERENT from those students!!”* “okay, number....got it from one of the senior... Pada... Padayappa...oops... XXXXXX (his real name...)”

She heard a laughter bursting out in background from the phone..... perplexed, she just turned back to the seniors only to realise that she has been getting fooled by them and the driver was no one other than Pada :O and moreover, the conversation was open...it was on loudspeaker...many seniors heard it and also SSN.. She did feel pity, but couldn’t control her laughter!! Grrrrrrr

Btech Diaries-1.

Aum Vishvesharaya namah!!! 
Vishvesharaya was one of the prominent engineers in the nation. His birthday September 15th is celebrated as ‘Engineer’s Day’. Now thank us for providing this info...we bet many of you didn’t know about it ;-P................. we need his blessings
So let’s get to the topic...
What exactly we want to write in this post is about all the sane (you know what to read...hehe), creative things we did in college, hostel and well outside. So let’s get started (again cliché!!!)
Our first class was on September 17th, 2008. Each and every one of us (especially hostellers) were wearing one of those dull face and some fellow people like us (Nambiar and Nair) were extremely unhappy with the uniform system of our college because we dreamt of going to college in our favourite jeans and Tees.. But all went in vain. Alas!

*first year, first class- it was quite shocking when our humanities professor asked Shreya ‘the tone deaf’ Nair to sing a song...which she politely refused (see how caring she is.. she didn’t want to massacre the whole new class who were looking at her with puppy eyes.. ‘most of them looked like cretins to me’ she recollects :D) okay... forgive him, ‘to err is human’. But the biggest blunder of the day was when he requested Shreya ‘not the Ghoshal’ Nambiar to sing few lines.. but actually the worst part was when she agreed (“ewww...what was she thinking!?”- Nair) and the Nambiar sang ‘aapki nazron ne samja’ with jumbled lyrics... Guess she was trying to test her Sir and classmates on their rearranging skills!!

And the tragedy was that one of the girls in class liked it..... but that didn’t last long, as the girl asked her to sing her favourite song later on, which well...you know...ummm...the girl was hospitalised for a day, reason- trauma!!!


*okay...enough of sa re ga ma pa....we are engineering students, so let’s talk about Amul baby....oops sorry btech (habit you know :-P)
The deadliest subject in first year was ENGINEERING GRAPHICS. We, idiots could never imagine any prism, the top, front and side view of objects and put it to the big stubborn sheets, say we were the ‘Darsheel Safari’s(the dyslexic kid of Taare zameen par) of graphics. We had this really handsome sir...both of us were dumbstruck, ‘coz none of our batch mates were as good as him... Nair used to have Goosebumps all the time he is around. She couldn’t even talk to him properly, she was short of words.

Love was in the air of graphics hall, but it never passed by his side.....sigh!! Well then she was forced to forget him, when he left the college for some other job (maybe where there are no Nairs ;-))

Mini Drafter- the machine gun look alike “tool” or “weapon” we use to set the bloody sheet in place and to draw some crappy stuff. We shot many people from the bus on the way back hostel using the same! One senior claimed to have seriously injured with the shot, and remember Nair apologising to him “sorry...did it hurt much? Are you fine?” seriously!!!! It took her few minutes to actually realise that it was drafter she shot him with!!! Height of idiocy!!


*Well juniors...especially during their first years , fumble when they see the seniors. Another example of the above said height of idiocy was shown by Nambiar.

At the office, Nambiar along with few other friends saw some girls. Keen to know whether they were first years Nambiar went up to them and asked “hey ..!! Are you first years??” Furious reply came from their side (Final year students they were..:D) asking her to apologize and ask them with respect. Poor Nambiar asked them with utmost sincerity “Chechi chechi... Are you first years???” (P.S. chechi means didi in Hindi) Well you can guess what happened next. From then on ...She swore not to be seen around them again.
*****To be continued*****

A new addition- Btech Diaries!!!! (Brushing up our insane side)

Hola Peeps!! What’s up? We hope the readers are happy as we have been posting stuffs weekly... all thanks to upcoming university exam... The study leave gives us a lot of time and ideas to write on!! Though we wrote an open letter, it didn’t circle around much like that of Madrasan’s hmmmm... aahhh...no worries, we will still keep on writing!!! :-/
On engineer’s day i.e. September 15th, when we saw many tweeple sharing their blog on engineering....we felt really bad that we didn’t write one....better late than never, we decided to start posts on our btech days, named ‘Btech Diaries’!!!((mind you, it is no princess diaries). Planned of including some serious (you know how far we can go, don’t you? ;-D) stuffs we did during our three years of college life. We are not gonna leave behind our usual posts, just that at times we would be posting things under ‘Btech Diaries or BD’ (depends on our mood) to avoid confusion. Okay?

So the next post would go by the title “Btech Diaries-1” or ”BD-1” or whatever....and other posts regarding politics, drama, and of course, Amul baby and Rajumon ‘s leg pulling(two things, we idiots can’t live without...smells cliché, huh? Deal with it!!! :-P) will continue in between....
So....let’s get started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE FINAL OPEN LETTER!!!!

Dear readers....
Since this is the season of open letters from madrasans to delhi boys and vice versa.. We too thought of coming up with one .. But not for any state, religion or community. This one is strictly for INDIANS.
we don't really understand what is all this fuss about "aiyyo, oye..sambhar, rajma..chor and chaawal..Kapoor, Iyer..bunty, Krishnan..." Big deal!!
India is a very large country with 28 states and 7 union territories, infinite cultures and traditions .. JIN STATES KE NAAM NA SUNAI DETE HAIN NA DHIKHAI DETHE HAIN.. SUNAI DETA HAI TOH SIRF EK NAAM... INDIA (courtesy : Chak de! India) But aint that true???
We, the authors of the blog, are pakka southies.. We are from GOD'S OWN COUNTRY- - KERALA. We totally love our state .. and we are proud to be MALLUS ( not madrasis). It feels bad when Northies call us madrasis..U have no idea how irritating it is when they make fun of our accent .. Our Yinglish.. But.. well we do remember mocking our Gupta sir (a northie) who had wierd northie accent. Chill guys!!!!!!! Yeh sab toh chalta hi rahega.. Ab we all know how our eastern counterparts feel when we call them CHINKIS.. This is happening all around the country.. Lets face it with a smile.. Coz as you can see no one is perfect....
Uuggghhhh!!!!! This is gettin way too serious... We cant take it any more... We are just not used to these kinda serious stuff..
But this time we were left with no choice.
So guys let us put this straight.This is 21st century .. Not 60s or 70s that we are still behind black and white.. Errrr.... C'mon people, stop the discrimination!!
We, the idiots were brought up in north India.. We know how great is the tradition and people there. There are a hell lot of black people in north and white people in south. Even we are fair!!!! ;-P WHATS IN COLOUR!!!?????
The paani puri vendors and northie dhaabas are profitting in a great amount here in south. So is the southie outlet in northern region!
Nair still remembers her dad's CO(Commanding officer ) requesting all the mallu officers in the regiment to ask their wives to make sadhya for onam..And pls note that CO uncle was a northie too... Nambiar's northie neighbours would die for her mom's sambhar .. and we, the mallu kids, ditched KFC for one small plate of Panipuri.. Well lets not write about palak paneer and rajma chawal.. And our idli dosa... We are already hungry..

Thinking about the cultural differences.. Yes we do follow matriachal systems.. we get our mom's family name.. And well we girls are so much important in the family and we are definitely not considered the ''paraya dhan'' of the family. But yes to get married we have to wear more than 5 kg gold. (which is not coz we are not beautiful .. But because wearing gold is a part of our tradition ). But we dont understand what is wrong with the northie system as long as they are happy with it.. Though they don't wear loads of gold, they do cover up for it wearing their lakhon ka lehenga.

Just think about how much respect even Mr Bachchan gives our mallu actor Mohanlal and well vice versa neednt be written.. Think about the Maharastrian born Tamil actor SUPERSTAR RAJANIKANTH who is loved globally .. Not to mention the northies.. and don't the northies just love Aishwarya Rai , Vidya Balan, Sridevi etc... And dont we southies love seeing north indian actresses like Simran , tamanna and many more on screen...
Guys!!!How much ever we hate each other.. How much we love each other.. We just cant igonre each other .. Long back people used to give examples of UNITY IN DIVERSITY in our country .. And we are ashamed of seeing such north south hungama ...
Always remember before you think of a brawl again UNITED WE STAND
DIVIDED WE FALL
JAI HIND!!!!!!
With love, the patriotic idiots!!

(P.S. Guys learn something from us ;-) we have our university exam in coming days and we didn't start studying at all but we wrote this just because of our dedication to the country. If we ever happen to stand for elections, please do cast your valuable votes for us..keeping in mind this "eye opening letter" ;-P )

ONAM SPECIAL

Dear Readers,
Happy onam to all of you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After the Delhi high court blasts, the earthquake and all the political drama , finally, we ve something to celebrate. Atleast we mallus have something to celebrate.
Onakkodies, beautiful pookalama nd delicious sadhya just made our day.
We idiots had an awesome onam..

We know in the midst of so many heartbreaking incidents happening in Delhi ( blasts..earthquakes..and the heavy rains ) we shouldn’t think of great celebrations. But if great people like SHASHI THAROOR can enjoy their onam sadhyas at kerala house @ DELHI hours after the blast.. then why can’t we??
Speaking of the Delhi blasts.. how can we not comment about RENUKA CHOWDRY who said that the blast happened due to ANNA HAZARE and his team. Bhai, we agree .. if it weren’t for team Anna’s protest and hunger strike the police would have been more alert .All in the intelligence department were intelligently calculating the number of people in the protests and how and whom to arrest, we guess.

Not just that Our sources have confirmed team anna stratergy lead to the blast. What happened actually is quite dramatic. Seeing ANNA HAZARE doing hunger strike so as to make the government agree to their demands.. the small kids of our country stopped having their food so that their parents ll agree to their ‘’demands’’. Frustrated daddies and mommies planted the bomb in HC. so aint Renukaji right???Anna Hazare and his movement is responsible for the blasts. We have doubts if team anna is behind the earthquake and the heavy rains in delhi too...


Hope you all heard abot how RAHUL GANDHI got booed away from the people when he visited the blast victims at RML hospital. Its the people, yes the people who are responsible for every mayhem in our country. Why do they want this and that.. why do they protest for unnecessary things!! Everyone knows Rahul Gandhi knew about the blasts using his SIXTH SENSE much before it happened. He did rush to the site but was 1% late to reach !!! POOR LAD..

RAHUL ‘the boy who prevented 90% terror attacks’ GANDHI (PHEW!!! Big people..even bigger names) is just a baby, an AMUL BABY. Don’t put too much pressure on him.. MAA DA LADLA is too sensitive.


But the news that stands out for us is the MAYAWATI – ASSANGE battle (ehem ehem brawl).

We don’t understand why Assange is behind Mayawati??? Being a lady, its her right to own sandals .. branded ones especially. To bring such expensive and classy stuff you need copters and jets. That is common. What makes us sad is instead of appreciating her love for food and her big heart to employ lots of cooks, we are blaming her of wasting money..?? :) Guys.. Lets appreciate her EMPLOYMENT PROGRAMME. She even thought of giving the jobless Doctors of AGRA mental asylum some work. The people who deserve to be in asylum are ending up in Tihar. She wants Assange to go their so as to give the hospital BRAND EMPOWERMENT. Ab bhai INTERNATIONAL ki baath hi kuch aur hai???

Well people we elect such people even if they make mistakes its not their fault its OUR FAULT
Looks like a JAAGO RE campaign.????? :D
Coming back to ONAM.. Being the state having the highest literacy rates.. our new desire is to learn English. That is why the mallu channels are showing PRITHVIRAJ movies during Onam season.

Oh c’mon he is the only south Indian actor (why just actor?? he is the only south Indian) who speaks English. So hope mallus are busy watching ANWAR and ARJUNAN SAKSHI. An opportunity to learn English free of costs . The richer lot can definitely go to the theatres to watch THEJABHAI AND FAMILY for PhD equivalent courses :) .

Its now 'No Paal'

RAJANI is helpless!!!! Yes! for the first time in history of the world!
shocking, eh? yeah....we were infact shellshocked too, when we first heard about it!
wanna know the reason why he's so! well hope y'all heard about MILma's price hike (milma is milk marketing federation in Kerala).

Rajani's Kerala fans now cant afford to buy milk and do abhishekam on his posters...this is where our God star is helpless...

the so called price rise has had really bad effects on people around the GOd's Own Country. Even in Temples, people are in dilemma, now their cutting out "paal" (milk in malayalam) abhishekam from their list. the same people, who loved ambalapuzha paal payasam, are now reconsidering their tastes :-D

in first night, soon people would be preferring 'Tang' over milk, former being the 'national' drink of Keralites :-D (no, its not coconut water! surprise!!).

we hope some of you must have heard about the one line song sung by master Ganapathy in the movie 'Vinodayatra'- "PAALUM pazhavum kayikalil aendhi"... now nobody can afford to sing that! ee Milma ye kondu thotthu! haye...ye Milma bhi na! alas! Milma...(isn't it convenient for all the readers who speak different languages?... 3 in 1 post!)
our recent reports says that kiddos in kerala are very happy about this price rise, as now their moms and dads wont force them to drink milk everyday. lucky, lucky!! it is actually Now, the water has become the necessity!
its been heard that the local milk product manufactures' also decided to hike their price, for even the artificial milk products...sho Naamam maathram dhaaralam! naam kaafi hein! name is enough!(name-milk, incase you didn't get it)
now we are afraid that the supporters of LokPAL in Kerala will backout from it regarding its name!!
the cow owners are really tensed about the security. Heard that Govt would be assigning commandos to give the protection. cow is the most valuable animal in Kerala now.

Sorry Elephant ji! infact all milk bearing animals are considered as an valuable asset more than 24 carat gold! and as we speak, the dads, who are planning to get their daughters married are now finding its hard to buy litres of milk to give as dowry, as demanded by groom's parents!! kashtam!
in this situation people of Kerala, with all hopes, are now looking forward to one man, the man who claims to bring about great changes to India (read MuzzafarNagar)- the 'Kamaal R Khan', provided-he wins the elections of year xxxx. We absolutely hope he will bring milk from Sweden or Norway or whatever to Kerala too. "We, the authors SHALL request him"(just trying to talk like him).
So this Onam, No paalpayasam! :-(
just enjoy the pic----

Say No to bourvita, horlicks, complan....(haa you can always have the powder :-P its better than the drink) and yes to TANG, Rasna, coconut water..etc.
Drink WATER. Milk isn't the only healthy drink ;-P

(Milma vellam kudipikkum!!! ;-D)

Just Landed!!!!

heya..... its been too long since we posted something, eh? yeah...yeah...we missed you too, readers ,-P no worries..... we're back!!! well final year isn't the way we thought.... its getting harder with each stuffs! n also we, the idiots have joined TIME(Triumphant Institute of Management Studies) for CAT coaching. Bloody MBA aspirants, we are!!! we are gonna be one hell of HR managers and throw out our fellow peers who will get placed! ;-P well TiME made us realise that we've to go back to our old english classes...never thought Yinglish will eat up this much part of our brain... well TIME aint our topic today...the real 1 is coming in next post. we will discuss about TIME later on in another post! so see ya in next post.... watchout!!!!

ADIEU

Guys.....it seems we, the I.I.IDIOTS are no more interested in external topics...this time we’re here to talk about someone, who’s more crazier than us!!! (OMG!!! Can y’all believe!?) yeah....there does exist people like that!! :O

There would many things, that readers wouldn’t understand...sorry about that!! Don’t expect us to make it clear to you all!! ;-P
Hmm....this is about a senior, a hostelmate, an adviser whose advises are really total craps(ehem...ehem...we’re almost sure that she’s not gonna read it!! Smart move...eh? ;-) ), and apart from all that, a lunatic being!! And more loony FRIEND!!
Okay...so the first time when S.Nair saw her, she was wandering through the corridor of hostel, wearing her trademark night gown..... She was wandering, when S.Nambiar saw her first time too! Yeah....she wanders a lot!!!! ;-D when we were in dorm (before shifting to rooms), we heard about...hmm....lets say ISHA(not her real name :-P) that she’s like Gandhi- follows ‘ek gaal pe maara toh doosra dikhao’ policy! And we really wanna kill those who said that! We came through her mimicry......and must say, she’s too good at it! (lucky ISHA...only rare people get praised by Us ;-) ) since then.....she’s been an integral part of our college life.
From faking accents to playing pranks.....we’ve done it all! (CAT is on the MAT.... no, we’re not reciting any nursery rhymes, its a secret b/w us!! A sweeeet one  sssshhhhhh)
About faking accent....well not that we’ve poor accent, but faking it is really a fun....especially “totally”...
Guess what, some of our hostelmates were gonna file FIR on their missing slippers..... hope you all got whose mischief mind was behind it!? Eh....hope you didn’t think it was us...did you? :O well we were there, in supporting roles ;-)
Days with her, for us was like ‘cat n mouse’ run! She made us realise the thrill of all the narrow escapes from getting caught red handed...twas something chillaxing!!!!!!!
Hiding inside the bathrooms, under the stairs...pullin legs...wow, that were some cool days!!
Would never forget Her ‘ear piercing’ high pitch voice, it almost made our ear drums go BOOM!! Always wanted to borrow her memory power for exams...she remembers the song lyrics by heart!! No matter how old the song is!! ;-)
All the funny short songs, the pet names ( .....what?? you guys expect us to say ours- NOOOOO....NEVAAAAA....IDIOTS is enough!!), the stupid expressions, lliterally EVERYTHING, she comes up with, is just irrevocable!!!
Well if you ask what is her favourite book or which book should we read....she’ll definitely reply- “KANE AND ABEL...is a gooooood one, howwwww sweeeet” sad that blogger doesn’t have audio uploads, otherwise would have recorded n uploaded the same 
Sometimes we wonder if she is actually a fifth grade student, who was mistakenly put into btech ;-) not that she is that immature, but she is a sweetheart, who has got a childish soul n yeah, getting placed in Indian Navy isn’t defo a piece of cake n everyone’s cup of tea(duhhh...the ‘food’ part never leaves the idiots!!)
Seriously she should get year out or join in lecturer post in our college...so that we can be together again....yeah thats what we thought!!
Soooo....there’s lot more to share, but we cant...wish we could- as Rajumon aka Prithviraj says need lil privacy........ ;-P
All it sums up to is that SHE LOVES US GODDAMN BADLY AND GONNA MISS US SORELY....... :-P see see...crazy,creative people especially idiots are always loved, cared and missed; ab jaana hamaara value!! But the idiots love her more and will miss even more and more...with each passing day :( Hmm..hmm...
Thus, ISHA is an extremely crazy person (did we say that before?), even when we were typing this post...she was constantly disturbing us...we struggled hard to hide it from her! ;)
We gave her a small surprise farewell party on 15th june,2011(the year bcoz what if you’re reading it after years ;) ) hope everything will go fine........ after she leaves, its gonna be ‘khaali-khaali’ here.... the whole corridor will be like dried up! Love ya, ISHA.............you stone(isn’t that a cool replacement for ‘rock’!?)
With VERY FEW kisses n hugs, and LOTS OF PUNCHES......@#>>&**%
THE I.I.IDIOTS...(creative idiots)

Bon Appetit ;-) (part-2)

As promised we are back....to continue with our previous read- Hostel food!!
yay...lets talk about America....umm...sorry FOOD!!

to start with breakfasts, 'puttu' is worth a mention!....it can be defined as 'rice cake with coconut toppings'....ehemm... well better call it stone, coz it can also be used to shoo away the dogs ;-D comes with it the green curry, think some pulses.....we call it 'gravel curry'.... then the 'kadala curry'...its a 'kadalakraman (tsunami)'!!!!!
Dosa- thin sour rice pan cake ;-)...accompanied by coconut chutney..no..no 'bharatha puzha' chutney....that would be apt!! anyone knows about the river, in old days, rich w/ pure water....hence the name for chutney!! it makes even the river(of present scenario) jealous... :-P
Sambhar- seems vegetables in our place is available in low price...can see tons of them in the curry....oh yeah! rotten things do come in low bucks!! hmmm...
ever heard of hard to crack? Mr. puri is so!! many of our mates had to see dentists after eating them...hmmm....comes w/ it the 'bhaaji'...its like a heartbroken lover...no feelings, no emotions!!
Uppumav- as MOhanlal said 'salt Mango Tree'... An alternative to fevicol!!
remember Jayaram's 'Dhoddali(dosa+idli)'?? hmm...what should we call the similar thingy available in mess??...hmmm...no words!!
Sunday morning is something, which gives usray of relief!! its bread n jam day... not bcoz its yummy, but ateast it aint prepared by the chefs of hostel...phew!!

lets move onto Lunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we've rice...overboiled!! also yellow curry....which is...umm....well leave it :-/
Rasam- call it muddy curry...
fish curry- wonder if we've to dive into it n search for fish meat...hmm
morhu(diluted yoghurt)- yeah its very dilute...say water w/ chopped onions, chillies, curry leaves...n very lil amount of yoghurt!! we guys even use it instead of water...errrr....
sundays we have veg biriyani- with very few soya chops in it, its the only thing which atleast gives some relief to tum! but week by week, it's become...well....you know!!


Dinner....(no we r not sayin goodbye yet coz its dinner time...moving onto dinner stuffs actuallyy)
the same rice, sambhar...blah..blah... we do have ghee rice with chicken curry.. well ghee rice is a yellow paste of rice....eaten with chicken curry...which is well not worthful for a mention!
fish fry- thanx to chefs....coza them we got to see many rare species on our plates!!!
chapathi n chicken curry- we seriously feel that college authorities should agree for building extra no. of toilets for the victim of chapathi n chicken curry... ;-P
we've chinese cuisine as well!!!! worm biriyani, chicken worm curry, worm thadka, the list goes on......


Snacksssssss..........

pazhamporhi aka banana cry...sorry fry!! ever since the banana's(big) price dropped, we've this banana fry mela in mess!!!!!
bonda- again a low price commodity(potato) being utilised wisely! (are we speaking economics more? welll blame it on the boring tech subjects!!! we love economics)
there is one wierd cake like 'thingy', which well will directly lead you to dentists!!

it wouldn't be fair, if we don't mention about the cats! yes...we have this 'lovely' cats all around the mess...we wonder, if there are more no. of them than the students itself! we guys still couldn't understand how the hell they're making up good health, n we are losing up all, hostelmess is a good source to lose weight!!!!! ;-)

thanx to KFC,AFC, and other oulets and restaurants,WE'RE SURVIVNG

there are many such stuffs including in breakfasts, lunch n dinner too, which are weird.... we aren't going into that coz we don't wanna lose our temper...this laptop is really precious...who would want such thing to be banged into pieces? Not US anyways!!
so that is it. hope you got a good idea of our mess food! so do pray for us! bon appetit to all ;-)

Bon Appetite! ;-)

Finally Creative idiots(or infallible infectious idiots..ahh whateva be it, we're idiots..!) are going personal this time!
This is about the biggest trauma of our college life- HOSTEL MESS FOOD (hmm..even the sound of it makes us throw the hell outta our tum!)

finally we're gonna write on yummy yum mess ka food- yay! Yippie..(thats also the source of our survival- no, not the hostel food, but yippie-noodles from sunfeast, silly! And yeah Maggi as well :-D )
this is the best our angel has bestowed upon us! Wondering who's angel is?
She's our very 'soft heartened' warden, the all in all of ladies hostel.... Even Mother Teresa (if she was alive) would have bowed to her! Ehem....ehem... :/

Ah..lets get straight to the point- food!
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*to be continued* dang!
Now don't think we're tryinna be tv soap directors, who leaves the audience waiting b/w the crucial turnaround of the story, for the next episode...no no we aint that crazy..(maybe more than that ;-P)
its just that- "thy shall not deprive thyself from a good sleep..." :-P *Amen*
goodnight folks ;)

"Aao chalo, kuch acting seeke"- Rahul.G

Uninteresting, yet breaking
news- Rahul Gandhi to set up
a drama school real soon!
The 'PM in waiting' has plans
to start his very own drama
school for aspiring politicians...

With the prior Permission,
blessings and advises from his
Super mom Sonia ji..he'll soon
start up the institution in
unknown location :/:/
He will be the director.. Sonia-
the guest lecturer
Well we do feel that he's the
best one for the job, as his
experience says it all!
Unconfirmed reports- Rahul
said "most of the politicians
today lack good acting skills...and
how to use them in need... My
school will provide every aid
for the betterment of future
politicians.."
hearin dis many aspirin nd
strugglin politicians are
jumping with joy coz may be
with this venture they will be able
to strengthen their position

Our beloved 'not so active' PM
welcomed this decision..he
said " I'm sooo proud of Rahul
beta..always had faith in his
acting skills. I welcome his
plans with full support..and
wishing him all luck"
We haven't got any reports on
Super mom's reaction..
But we're pretty sure tht shez
the master brain behind
this...otherwise Rahul taking
decisions by himself..nay..not
possible!
Also, the name too might be somewhat related to her..
Rahul's recent melo drama
during farmers protest helped
him earn a lot of fans including
the blog authors..(oooh..hez
sooo good! ;-D) this steered his
mind to start up the venture...
Also, the implicit acting seen
during election time.
Not to forget, his well
appreciated acting of carrying
a heavy load, eventhough twas
a cheap plastic
container...hmmm.. It sure needs a
standing ovation!
We did try hard(as usual) to get the blueprint of the architecture of the building, but unfortunately couldn't..
We also found some interesting information
from unknown sources that
some directors are trying to
rope him in for their film...Also
some actors are at his
doors for some tips.....
Looks like mama's
boy is on a roll!
Wishing all the luck
to a great politician and to even greater actor alive!

Way to go, champ! ;-P
pray to Rajni, he'll bless you!

P.S. This is for pure fun..nothing personal and offensive.
No hard feelings please.. We're two poor crazyheads :)

Rahul deserves an Oscar..

India ia a very strange country.. Everything changes here in a flash of a second... yestrday wen we went to sleep the breaking news was dat RAHUL GANDHI WAS ARRESTED... nd wen we woke up.. HE WAS RELEASED... ithentha vellerika pattanamo???? arum chodichu pokum..

all dis can happen only in india.. nd more importantly 2 a person who dared 2 say infront of d media dat he is ASHAMED TO BE AN INDIAN.. wateva d reason may be..Otherwise...in a blink of an eye- arresting and bailing kazhiyumo? But hey..If he's ashamed, then the Jantha is also ashamed of him being an Indian!
lol....Life aint a drama... Mr. Gandhi..

Btw getting arrested isn't a new thing to the 'PM in waiting' young politician..
Its been said that in 2001, he was arrested from Boston along wid his colombian gal frnd...

See... sm1 desperately wants to be arrested.. nd get VIP TREATMENT IN JAIL...4 a few hours.. nd den go back home wid an escort... woah... hats off rahul.... !!!!!

WELL WAT XACTLY HAPPENED YESTERDAY IS..

Rahul Gandhi was arrested By UP Police – For protesting against the Yamuna Express way Rahul Gandhi along with the farmers and other Congress leaders was by Uttar Pradesh Police. Rahul was later released on bail at around 3 am and was escorted back to Delhi by UP Police. Congressmen Dig Vijay Singh announced protest against UP government for arresting Rahul Gandhi...

The BJP has slammed Rahul Gandhi for his visit to Bhatta Parsaul village. "I would like to remind you that Rahul earlier went to Tapal Gaon of Aligarh also. He had said that in the next Parliament session, the land acquisition amendment bill will be brought in. What has happened now? None of the bills have been bought to the Parliament. I want answers to all this," said BJP leader Rajnath Singh.

The Samajwadi Party also hit out at the Congress leader. "Rahul Gandhi is sitting there on protest. Nothing will happen if he keeps sitting there. The Central government needs to take some steps and if Rahul Gandhi wants, this can be done. The Central government should compensate the farmers," said Samajwadi Party leader Akhilesh Yadav.


we r quite clear dat dis is a political gimmick.. nd Rahul dis was least expextd frm u....there's a lot of difference b/w saying and doing...
We believe in ACTION, not juz Words..and promises.. we all remember of hw u helped sm workers once.. wen all of dem wer usin heavin iron containers nd tools .. our gandhi boy had plastic stuff..light weightd..:( actin chod bachu...Twas juz a show off- what we call cheap political election campaigning.....rather than 'seva'. :p

nw as he turned out 2 be a player too... the question remainin is..AB KISKE HAWAALE WATAN SATHIYO????

aur haan wait for our nxt post..
Hot News- PM IN WAITING- Mama's boy- Mr. Rahul Gandhi soon gonna launch his very own Drama school!

Daddy Fell into the Pond

a poem by Alfred Noyes



Everyone grumbled. The sky was grey.
We had nothing to do and nothing to say.
We were nearing the end of a dismal day,
And then there seemed to be nothing beyond,
Then
Daddy fell into the pond!

And everyone's face grew merry and bright,
And Timothy danced for sheer delight.
"Give me the camera, quick, oh quick!
He's crawling out of the duckweed!" Click!

Then the gardener suddenly slapped his knee,
And doubled up, shaking silently,
And the ducks all quacked as if they were daft,
And it sounded as if the old drake laughed.
Oh, there wasn't a thing that didn't respond
When
Daddy Fell into the pond!

Alfred Noyes

DEAR PEOPLE, I'M NOT DONE YET!- SINCERELY, END-O-SULFAN

Endosulfan banned!!- great news.... is it?
well....yeah, for the great efforts put up by the ample number of people around Kerala n other parts of the nation, it is...but the devil hasn't perished yet...
the current agenda allows use of the pesticide over 22 crops n that too it would take around 11 frigging years for complete phase out!!!!! bloody hell...was that really a ban?????
even the begning was full of mayhem...
Kasargod's (Kerala)heartbreaking sufferings made the other countries to put a ban on the poison...but still our Govt was dead blind!

dirty politics and money making is the only agenda of our nation's working committee including politicians, beaurocrats and others....otherwise why would this ban have so many loop holes!
hmmm....guess, the expense really played a big role, which made the decision to ban so late.... Endosulfan's substitutes are costlier than it.... So does that mean MONEY is more VALUED than the LIVES of POOR? can they eva find any solution for the people whose life was devastated by the pesticide?? answer dear GOVT!!! people have been strugglin for over decades to put a stop to it, but one CM had to do fasting(we really don't wanna comment upon that),few celebrities to spread the word(finally)to make our beaurocrats to take a decision...(that too with some weak links)
aint that shows how much these poison mafia influenced or gained control over our beaurocrats??
where's the future of our Nation actually heading?

and then why did they ban only ENDOSULFAN, there are lotsa cousins of the same, which are poisonous.....

apparently it seems, the ban is just to cover up the prevailin protests...its sure gonna rise up again to destroy mankind... matter of factly sayin, the agenda gave people 11 more years to suffer with the devil... thank you, Govt!!!

well anyway....atleast they did 'ban' the thing, which we people were fighting for (even though its not gonna give any significant gain)...n the authors (both of us) are really proud to be one among those, from our district, who signed in the protest letter against Endosulfan! :)

LEts hope for a better tomorrow! God bless all :)

P.S. there would many infos missin.... juz to be clear- WE ARE TERRIBLE WITH G.K...so SORRY ;-P

"GET IDEA", Junior AB!

Hope y'all have seen our own
Junior Bachchan's 'GET IDEA'
advertisement.... Well, who
wouldn't have?
Hmm.. Get Idea??? Really, Abhi?
Guess, he should get some(no,
its not the sim, we're talkin
about here..its the real idea)!
LOL. Hope ideas were also
available in market...
Has he got any idea about the
films, he's been doing,
which're so 'idea'less :-P what
happened to mein prem ki
diwani hu, refugee, loc, umaro
jaan, shararat, dhai akshar
prem ke...ETC.. No idea na???
Film chodo, wife kam hein
kya..?
Marrying an older woman was
a gr8 idea..woohoo... Guess,
she did win jackpot being the
member of Bachchan family,
but failed to be your lucky
charm..hmm... Think, Sallu bhai
took away the better portion
of luck wid him before
ya...hmmm...didn't he? Any idea,
how much he went away
with??? :-P

17 consecutive flops...oooh..tht
was really worse...but think, he
did get idea..which gave him
4hits... But agn don't you think
Ash took away all the idea from
him...huh....poor AB!
Koi nahi..picture abi baaki hein
mere dost...!
He didn't have any idea on
how really an accent shud be....
Think, Boston Univ degree
didn't help you much for Dilli
6...??? Otherwise 'Golden Kela'
award for tht weird, fake
accent shouldn't be lying there
in your shelf now! Hmm get
idea and work on it, Abhi! We
guess, fake accent queen Ash
gave you tips on the accent..so
she shud get some as well! :-P
but he said tht the award was
a bench mark in his
career..ugh...duh, again...mahn,
this guy's got no idea..totally!
Well what was his exact idea
behind working on J.P Dutt's
movies..even after two flops...
Refugee and LOC... Hmm which
made the audiences to get
some idea to escape from
theatre...
The 3rd movie Umrao Jaan was
even worse... Where did all
your idea go that time???
Then how can we forget the
famous 'Hrithik-Ash' onscreen
kiss for Dhoom2.. Guess, it
went away w/o J.B's(no, don't
confuse it with Justin
Beiber..we'll get on to him on
some other post) idea...hmm...
Think AB..you're full of 'NO
IDEAS'....(like us ;-D) SO YOU
BETTER 'GET IDEA'.... Best
wishes, from SN's....!!!
We're really sorry for this
post..we do appreciate his
talent and work...infact, Shreya
Nair is a die hard fan of Junior
AB, loves him madly..but kya
kare..paagalpanthi b zaroori
hein! :-P

BBC Interview with Prithviraj [EXCLUSIVE] 4FUN *FAKE*

PRITHVI SUPRIYA .. D REAL STORY REVEALED... ;)

Off the trend yet breaking news..Many gals thru out kerala, and in other southern states,and a very few in other parts of the country suffered a slight initial heart attack.. all in one day 25 april 2011.. Reason..: young yet mega star of south PRITHVIRAJ SUKUMARAN got married to smart BBC journalist SUPRIYA MENON

The young POMPOUS star kept it as a top secret, which even our intelligence bureau cudn't keep at times ..hmmm....
The news was first confirmed by SHREYA NAMBIAR following her risky dangerous secret investigation, which ended at twitter.. thanx to INDRAJITH..(no he s not prithvi's PA he is prithvi's unfortunate elder bro..:) )INDRU's tweet was a big turning point in her investigation.

Overheard from the star itself .. he quoted '' I always longed for a wedding lyk ma close buddy ABHISHEK BACHCHAN ''
he also said that his yet another close friend AISHWARYA RAI BACHCHAN personally gave tips to Supriya for the ROYAL WEDDING (dats hw Mallika sukumaran tags his weddin as..)

he did follow abhi ash kinda weddin... but unlike abhiash weddin.. it was not jez the invitee list dat was shortened but the date was also not disclosed.. coz he dint want his ex's 2 commit suicide... ab prithvi beta dint noe dat dese gals celebrated his weddin news.. no1 cares 4 u bloody loser..:)

bt yes the reception was a grand one.. bt his close buddies.. JUNIOR B AND HIS WIFE wernt present.. Doesnt dat show that dey dnt even remember loser no1 PRITHVI..:(


It is been rumoured that pritts tried 2 convince PRINCE WILLIAM to ve a weddin lyk his... but he dint .. coz he knew hw jealous pritts was coz kate was million tyms better dan his own better half..:)

Mr and Mrs Prithviraj wer spotted pleadin 2 d royal guards to let them take snaps of the royal wedding.. well we strongly blv dat its jez 2 show the world dey're frenz wid d royal family... HOW DESPERATE...:(

Luks lyk dis on screen great grandson of kelu is really tryin 2 be royal.. wich he ll nvr b able 2 ... poor lad..

Now abt wifey SUPRIYA .. it luks lyk dis HARVARD alumini's journalism world aint moved a bit beyond 60-70's era .. that might be d reason for her ''WHAT D HELL'' hairdo she had durin her weddin nd reception.. :)

BBC is goin thru some hard tyms .. as d young couple are having some nice time .... it is estimated dat deir TRPs hav been droppin lately.. her absence is really worryin d channel... BBC said they r gonna send a personal msg 2 the newly wed .. to stop honeymoon'ing and save the channel...

but does d world noe dat dey arnt busy sightseein.???. pritts has taken wifey 2 sm world famous yet unknown PLASTIC SURGEON 2 make her luk better.... he even avoided every question abt her b4 marriage.. coz he dint want d world 2 noe dat he was gonna marry an ugly duck lyk her..:) If d news wudnt ve spread so much he wud ve revealed about deir marriage much aftr d plastic surgery..... PATHETIC.. hain na???


par kare bhi toh kya.. khudh ke bhai ne hi dhoka de diya.. we feel dat prithvi's career growth was worryin indru.. dis was d least he cud do out f jealousy... saralla tto....:(

All thanx 2 god and indru .. the wedding reception was quite GRAND unlike d wedding..
Finally.. not jez ARJUNAN .. but LOKAVUM SAKHSHI... phew..!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DESI TWILIGHT.. pure fun

There wud be only a very few ppl on planet earth who wud not have seen or read the TWILIGHT SAGA…

Beautifully written by Stephanie Meyer and enacted by Pattison and stewart.. dese blood suckers have topped all charts and conquered our hearts…

Ever thot of the movie getting dubbed in hindi??? Scary huh???? Heheh.. don’t worry we r not gonna dub one.. bt we ve overheard from UNKNOWN sources that twili8 is gonna get its bollywood version soon…. Ab kya hua???? Fainted… ????

YASHRAJ FILMS are known to be lattoo over twili8.. and ADITYA CHOPRA is gonna direct the movie himself… toh.. get ready to see twili8 set in Kashmir..(Switzerland to be exact..) ab u need 2 ve cold climate 4 the cullens yaar… and bella and Edward and even Jacob wud dance at the ganne ke kheth wearing manish malhotra’s designer Indian wear…. Isn’t dat wow?????? Don’t u dare puke on our blog… :x

Unconfirmed reports say that the Indian version will ve pure Indian names for their characters.. where Edward becomes CHAMPU.. Bella becomes MUNNI OR SHEILA.. Jacob becomes JAGGU.. and so on….

Casting seems to be a tough job 4 Adi… apparently NEIL NITIN MUKESH is director’s first choice coz of his fairer than milk complexion..:D… bt the stone faced actor may be replaced by kapoor beta RANBIR…aur amir mamu’s IMRAN ..  it is rumoured dat even SRK approached Adi sayin he is confident 2 play Champu  as he has been trained to do all the stunts 4 RA.ONE .. but adi rejected him sayin buddhas are not allowed.. J .. Poor RAJNI is in the hospital otherwise no neil no srk wud ve even dared 2 consider d role..

MALAIKA.. KATRINA  nd RAKHI SAWANTH  are fighting it out 4 munni/sheila’s role.. rakhi has challengd d oda  gals 2 cm nd settle it on national tv… yup.. some reality show is sure 2 come…  I

As for jaggu.. who els but the chopra boy UDAY has threatened his bro dat he wud commit suicide if he doesn’t get that role… ma request 2  adi is,.. don’t give that  role 2 him.. aise martha hai toh saale ko marne do..

With the advent of THE MUTTON SONG and CHARACTER DHEELA HAI… wich say that munni and Sheila are over … Adi is reconsidering bella’s  name….

Lets jez hope ki yeh movie dekhke hamara CHARACTER DHEELA NA HO JAAYE…..