DESI TWILIGHT.. pure fun

There wud be only a very few ppl on planet earth who wud not have seen or read the TWILIGHT SAGA…

Beautifully written by Stephanie Meyer and enacted by Pattison and stewart.. dese blood suckers have topped all charts and conquered our hearts…

Ever thot of the movie getting dubbed in hindi??? Scary huh???? Heheh.. don’t worry we r not gonna dub one.. bt we ve overheard from UNKNOWN sources that twili8 is gonna get its bollywood version soon…. Ab kya hua???? Fainted… ????

YASHRAJ FILMS are known to be lattoo over twili8.. and ADITYA CHOPRA is gonna direct the movie himself… toh.. get ready to see twili8 set in Kashmir..(Switzerland to be exact..) ab u need 2 ve cold climate 4 the cullens yaar… and bella and Edward and even Jacob wud dance at the ganne ke kheth wearing manish malhotra’s designer Indian wear…. Isn’t dat wow?????? Don’t u dare puke on our blog… :x

Unconfirmed reports say that the Indian version will ve pure Indian names for their characters.. where Edward becomes CHAMPU.. Bella becomes MUNNI OR SHEILA.. Jacob becomes JAGGU.. and so on….

Casting seems to be a tough job 4 Adi… apparently NEIL NITIN MUKESH is director’s first choice coz of his fairer than milk complexion..:D… bt the stone faced actor may be replaced by kapoor beta RANBIR…aur amir mamu’s IMRAN ..  it is rumoured dat even SRK approached Adi sayin he is confident 2 play Champu  as he has been trained to do all the stunts 4 RA.ONE .. but adi rejected him sayin buddhas are not allowed.. J .. Poor RAJNI is in the hospital otherwise no neil no srk wud ve even dared 2 consider d role..

MALAIKA.. KATRINA  nd RAKHI SAWANTH  are fighting it out 4 munni/sheila’s role.. rakhi has challengd d oda  gals 2 cm nd settle it on national tv… yup.. some reality show is sure 2 come…  I

As for jaggu.. who els but the chopra boy UDAY has threatened his bro dat he wud commit suicide if he doesn’t get that role… ma request 2  adi is,.. don’t give that  role 2 him.. aise martha hai toh saale ko marne do..

With the advent of THE MUTTON SONG and CHARACTER DHEELA HAI… wich say that munni and Sheila are over … Adi is reconsidering bella’s  name….

Lets jez hope ki yeh movie dekhke hamara CHARACTER DHEELA NA HO JAAYE…..