yay...lets talk about America....umm...sorry FOOD!!
to start with breakfasts, 'puttu' is worth a mention!....it can be defined as 'rice cake with coconut toppings'....ehemm... well better call it stone, coz it can also be used to shoo away the dogs ;-D comes with it the green curry, think some pulses.....we call it 'gravel curry'.... then the 'kadala curry'...its a 'kadalakraman (tsunami)'!!!!!
Dosa- thin sour rice pan cake ;-)...accompanied by coconut chutney..no..no 'bharatha puzha' chutney....that would be apt!! anyone knows about the river, in old days, rich w/ pure water....hence the name for chutney!! it makes even the river(of present scenario) jealous... :-P
Sambhar- seems vegetables in our place is available in low price...can see tons of them in the curry....oh yeah! rotten things do come in low bucks!! hmmm...
ever heard of hard to crack? Mr. puri is so!! many of our mates had to see dentists after eating them...hmmm....comes w/ it the 'bhaaji'...its like a heartbroken lover...no feelings, no emotions!!
Uppumav- as MOhanlal said 'salt Mango Tree'... An alternative to fevicol!!
remember Jayaram's 'Dhoddali(dosa+idli)'?? hmm...what should we call the similar thingy available in mess??...hmmm...no words!!
Sunday morning is something, which gives usray of relief!! its bread n jam day... not bcoz its yummy, but ateast it aint prepared by the chefs of hostel...phew!!
lets move onto Lunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we've rice...overboiled!! also yellow curry....which is...umm....well leave it :-/
Rasam- call it muddy curry...
fish curry- wonder if we've to dive into it n search for fish meat...hmm
morhu(diluted yoghurt)- yeah its very dilute...say water w/ chopped onions, chillies, curry leaves...n very lil amount of yoghurt!! we guys even use it instead of water...errrr....
sundays we have veg biriyani- with very few soya chops in it, its the only thing which atleast gives some relief to tum! but week by week, it's become...well....you know!!
Dinner....(no we r not sayin goodbye yet coz its dinner time...moving onto dinner stuffs actuallyy)
the same rice, sambhar...blah..blah... we do have ghee rice with chicken curry.. well ghee rice is a yellow paste of rice....eaten with chicken curry...which is well not worthful for a mention!
fish fry- thanx to chefs....coza them we got to see many rare species on our plates!!!
chapathi n chicken curry- we seriously feel that college authorities should agree for building extra no. of toilets for the victim of chapathi n chicken curry... ;-P
we've chinese cuisine as well!!!! worm biriyani, chicken worm curry, worm thadka, the list goes on......
Snacksssssss..........
pazhamporhi aka banana cry...sorry fry!! ever since the banana's(big) price dropped, we've this banana fry mela in mess!!!!!
bonda- again a low price commodity(potato) being utilised wisely! (are we speaking economics more? welll blame it on the boring tech subjects!!! we love economics)
there is one wierd cake like 'thingy', which well will directly lead you to dentists!!
it wouldn't be fair, if we don't mention about the cats! yes...we have this 'lovely' cats all around the mess...we wonder, if there are more no. of them than the students itself! we guys still couldn't understand how the hell they're making up good health, n we are losing up all, hostelmess is a good source to lose weight!!!!! ;-)
thanx to KFC,AFC, and other oulets and restaurants,WE'RE SURVIVNG
there are many such stuffs including in breakfasts, lunch n dinner too, which are weird.... we aren't going into that coz we don't wanna lose our temper...this laptop is really precious...who would want such thing to be banged into pieces? Not US anyways!!
so that is it. hope you got a good idea of our mess food! so do pray for us! bon appetit to all ;-)
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