MULLAPERIYAR WATER(aka BLOOD) THEME PARK

Kerala to get a new water theme park soon!! Yes...the idiots told you first!

All thanks to Tamil Nadu’s selfless support for this ‘project’. Pity on all the keralites and others who are crying for new dam.... damn...so ‘anti-development’ kinds!!

Mullaperiyar is the oldest gravity dam built on 1896 and is still running even after its expiry date of 50 years... It is on the verge of an explosion! And that very explosion will help Kerala get its biggest, infact world’s biggest water theme park ever!! Isn’t that “WOW”? Why worry about lakhs of life, just think about the adventure... don’t give a DAMn about IIT research... but just one doubt- will we be alive to be happy about the park!!?? Ahh... never mind, at least Tamilians can definitely enjoy it!!

We idiots wonder how the dam survived till now.... but the answer is with Tamilians and of course, we found it out. It is RAJINIKANTH! Reports say he is holding the dam and it is too strong to break. Awww...the hero! we guess, Rajini will crave for some rest!!

Appreciate central government’s ignorance towards this issue... just keep your eyes closed and let the Keralites die! Nice na....... the only trouble is that the water park will smell of BLOOD... blood of more than 30 lakh innocent people!! But does that really matter? Huh TN, central govt?? Nay......How about naming it BLOOD theme park ???? What say???? :-P

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri DAM?? (okay okay...there is no relevance of this here, but we love the song!! ;-))