ADIEU

Guys.....it seems we, the I.I.IDIOTS are no more interested in external topics...this time we’re here to talk about someone, who’s more crazier than us!!! (OMG!!! Can y’all believe!?) yeah....there does exist people like that!! :O

There would many things, that readers wouldn’t understand...sorry about that!! Don’t expect us to make it clear to you all!! ;-P
Hmm....this is about a senior, a hostelmate, an adviser whose advises are really total craps(ehem...ehem...we’re almost sure that she’s not gonna read it!! Smart move...eh? ;-) ), and apart from all that, a lunatic being!! And more loony FRIEND!!
Okay...so the first time when S.Nair saw her, she was wandering through the corridor of hostel, wearing her trademark night gown..... She was wandering, when S.Nambiar saw her first time too! Yeah....she wanders a lot!!!! ;-D when we were in dorm (before shifting to rooms), we heard about...hmm....lets say ISHA(not her real name :-P) that she’s like Gandhi- follows ‘ek gaal pe maara toh doosra dikhao’ policy! And we really wanna kill those who said that! We came through her mimicry......and must say, she’s too good at it! (lucky ISHA...only rare people get praised by Us ;-) ) since then.....she’s been an integral part of our college life.
From faking accents to playing pranks.....we’ve done it all! (CAT is on the MAT.... no, we’re not reciting any nursery rhymes, its a secret b/w us!! A sweeeet one  sssshhhhhh)
About faking accent....well not that we’ve poor accent, but faking it is really a fun....especially “totally”...
Guess what, some of our hostelmates were gonna file FIR on their missing slippers..... hope you all got whose mischief mind was behind it!? Eh....hope you didn’t think it was us...did you? :O well we were there, in supporting roles ;-)
Days with her, for us was like ‘cat n mouse’ run! She made us realise the thrill of all the narrow escapes from getting caught red handed...twas something chillaxing!!!!!!!
Hiding inside the bathrooms, under the stairs...pullin legs...wow, that were some cool days!!
Would never forget Her ‘ear piercing’ high pitch voice, it almost made our ear drums go BOOM!! Always wanted to borrow her memory power for exams...she remembers the song lyrics by heart!! No matter how old the song is!! ;-)
All the funny short songs, the pet names ( .....what?? you guys expect us to say ours- NOOOOO....NEVAAAAA....IDIOTS is enough!!), the stupid expressions, lliterally EVERYTHING, she comes up with, is just irrevocable!!!
Well if you ask what is her favourite book or which book should we read....she’ll definitely reply- “KANE AND ABEL...is a gooooood one, howwwww sweeeet” sad that blogger doesn’t have audio uploads, otherwise would have recorded n uploaded the same 
Sometimes we wonder if she is actually a fifth grade student, who was mistakenly put into btech ;-) not that she is that immature, but she is a sweetheart, who has got a childish soul n yeah, getting placed in Indian Navy isn’t defo a piece of cake n everyone’s cup of tea(duhhh...the ‘food’ part never leaves the idiots!!)
Seriously she should get year out or join in lecturer post in our college...so that we can be together again....yeah thats what we thought!!
Soooo....there’s lot more to share, but we cant...wish we could- as Rajumon aka Prithviraj says need lil privacy........ ;-P
All it sums up to is that SHE LOVES US GODDAMN BADLY AND GONNA MISS US SORELY....... :-P see see...crazy,creative people especially idiots are always loved, cared and missed; ab jaana hamaara value!! But the idiots love her more and will miss even more and more...with each passing day :( Hmm..hmm...
Thus, ISHA is an extremely crazy person (did we say that before?), even when we were typing this post...she was constantly disturbing us...we struggled hard to hide it from her! ;)
We gave her a small surprise farewell party on 15th june,2011(the year bcoz what if you’re reading it after years ;) ) hope everything will go fine........ after she leaves, its gonna be ‘khaali-khaali’ here.... the whole corridor will be like dried up! Love ya, ISHA.............you stone(isn’t that a cool replacement for ‘rock’!?)
With VERY FEW kisses n hugs, and LOTS OF PUNCHES......@#>>&**%
THE I.I.IDIOTS...(creative idiots)

Bon Appetit ;-) (part-2)

As promised we are back....to continue with our previous read- Hostel food!!
yay...lets talk about America....umm...sorry FOOD!!

to start with breakfasts, 'puttu' is worth a mention!....it can be defined as 'rice cake with coconut toppings'....ehemm... well better call it stone, coz it can also be used to shoo away the dogs ;-D comes with it the green curry, think some pulses.....we call it 'gravel curry'.... then the 'kadala curry'...its a 'kadalakraman (tsunami)'!!!!!
Dosa- thin sour rice pan cake ;-)...accompanied by coconut chutney..no..no 'bharatha puzha' chutney....that would be apt!! anyone knows about the river, in old days, rich w/ pure water....hence the name for chutney!! it makes even the river(of present scenario) jealous... :-P
Sambhar- seems vegetables in our place is available in low price...can see tons of them in the curry....oh yeah! rotten things do come in low bucks!! hmmm...
ever heard of hard to crack? Mr. puri is so!! many of our mates had to see dentists after eating them...hmmm....comes w/ it the 'bhaaji'...its like a heartbroken lover...no feelings, no emotions!!
Uppumav- as MOhanlal said 'salt Mango Tree'... An alternative to fevicol!!
remember Jayaram's 'Dhoddali(dosa+idli)'?? hmm...what should we call the similar thingy available in mess??...hmmm...no words!!
Sunday morning is something, which gives usray of relief!! its bread n jam day... not bcoz its yummy, but ateast it aint prepared by the chefs of hostel...phew!!

lets move onto Lunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we've rice...overboiled!! also yellow curry....which is...umm....well leave it :-/
Rasam- call it muddy curry...
fish curry- wonder if we've to dive into it n search for fish meat...hmm
morhu(diluted yoghurt)- yeah its very dilute...say water w/ chopped onions, chillies, curry leaves...n very lil amount of yoghurt!! we guys even use it instead of water...errrr....
sundays we have veg biriyani- with very few soya chops in it, its the only thing which atleast gives some relief to tum! but week by week, it's become...well....you know!!


Dinner....(no we r not sayin goodbye yet coz its dinner time...moving onto dinner stuffs actuallyy)
the same rice, sambhar...blah..blah... we do have ghee rice with chicken curry.. well ghee rice is a yellow paste of rice....eaten with chicken curry...which is well not worthful for a mention!
fish fry- thanx to chefs....coza them we got to see many rare species on our plates!!!
chapathi n chicken curry- we seriously feel that college authorities should agree for building extra no. of toilets for the victim of chapathi n chicken curry... ;-P
we've chinese cuisine as well!!!! worm biriyani, chicken worm curry, worm thadka, the list goes on......


Snacksssssss..........

pazhamporhi aka banana cry...sorry fry!! ever since the banana's(big) price dropped, we've this banana fry mela in mess!!!!!
bonda- again a low price commodity(potato) being utilised wisely! (are we speaking economics more? welll blame it on the boring tech subjects!!! we love economics)
there is one wierd cake like 'thingy', which well will directly lead you to dentists!!

it wouldn't be fair, if we don't mention about the cats! yes...we have this 'lovely' cats all around the mess...we wonder, if there are more no. of them than the students itself! we guys still couldn't understand how the hell they're making up good health, n we are losing up all, hostelmess is a good source to lose weight!!!!! ;-)

thanx to KFC,AFC, and other oulets and restaurants,WE'RE SURVIVNG

there are many such stuffs including in breakfasts, lunch n dinner too, which are weird.... we aren't going into that coz we don't wanna lose our temper...this laptop is really precious...who would want such thing to be banged into pieces? Not US anyways!!
so that is it. hope you got a good idea of our mess food! so do pray for us! bon appetit to all ;-)

Bon Appetite! ;-)

Finally Creative idiots(or infallible infectious idiots..ahh whateva be it, we're idiots..!) are going personal this time!
This is about the biggest trauma of our college life- HOSTEL MESS FOOD (hmm..even the sound of it makes us throw the hell outta our tum!)

finally we're gonna write on yummy yum mess ka food- yay! Yippie..(thats also the source of our survival- no, not the hostel food, but yippie-noodles from sunfeast, silly! And yeah Maggi as well :-D )
this is the best our angel has bestowed upon us! Wondering who's angel is?
She's our very 'soft heartened' warden, the all in all of ladies hostel.... Even Mother Teresa (if she was alive) would have bowed to her! Ehem....ehem... :/

Ah..lets get straight to the point- food!
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*to be continued* dang!
Now don't think we're tryinna be tv soap directors, who leaves the audience waiting b/w the crucial turnaround of the story, for the next episode...no no we aint that crazy..(maybe more than that ;-P)
its just that- "thy shall not deprive thyself from a good sleep..." :-P *Amen*
goodnight folks ;)

"Aao chalo, kuch acting seeke"- Rahul.G

Uninteresting, yet breaking
news- Rahul Gandhi to set up
a drama school real soon!
The 'PM in waiting' has plans
to start his very own drama
school for aspiring politicians...

With the prior Permission,
blessings and advises from his
Super mom Sonia ji..he'll soon
start up the institution in
unknown location :/:/
He will be the director.. Sonia-
the guest lecturer
Well we do feel that he's the
best one for the job, as his
experience says it all!
Unconfirmed reports- Rahul
said "most of the politicians
today lack good acting skills...and
how to use them in need... My
school will provide every aid
for the betterment of future
politicians.."
hearin dis many aspirin nd
strugglin politicians are
jumping with joy coz may be
with this venture they will be able
to strengthen their position

Our beloved 'not so active' PM
welcomed this decision..he
said " I'm sooo proud of Rahul
beta..always had faith in his
acting skills. I welcome his
plans with full support..and
wishing him all luck"
We haven't got any reports on
Super mom's reaction..
But we're pretty sure tht shez
the master brain behind
this...otherwise Rahul taking
decisions by himself..nay..not
possible!
Also, the name too might be somewhat related to her..
Rahul's recent melo drama
during farmers protest helped
him earn a lot of fans including
the blog authors..(oooh..hez
sooo good! ;-D) this steered his
mind to start up the venture...
Also, the implicit acting seen
during election time.
Not to forget, his well
appreciated acting of carrying
a heavy load, eventhough twas
a cheap plastic
container...hmmm.. It sure needs a
standing ovation!
We did try hard(as usual) to get the blueprint of the architecture of the building, but unfortunately couldn't..
We also found some interesting information
from unknown sources that
some directors are trying to
rope him in for their film...Also
some actors are at his
doors for some tips.....
Looks like mama's
boy is on a roll!
Wishing all the luck
to a great politician and to even greater actor alive!

Way to go, champ! ;-P
pray to Rajni, he'll bless you!

P.S. This is for pure fun..nothing personal and offensive.
No hard feelings please.. We're two poor crazyheads :)

Rahul deserves an Oscar..

India ia a very strange country.. Everything changes here in a flash of a second... yestrday wen we went to sleep the breaking news was dat RAHUL GANDHI WAS ARRESTED... nd wen we woke up.. HE WAS RELEASED... ithentha vellerika pattanamo???? arum chodichu pokum..

all dis can happen only in india.. nd more importantly 2 a person who dared 2 say infront of d media dat he is ASHAMED TO BE AN INDIAN.. wateva d reason may be..Otherwise...in a blink of an eye- arresting and bailing kazhiyumo? But hey..If he's ashamed, then the Jantha is also ashamed of him being an Indian!
lol....Life aint a drama... Mr. Gandhi..

Btw getting arrested isn't a new thing to the 'PM in waiting' young politician..
Its been said that in 2001, he was arrested from Boston along wid his colombian gal frnd...

See... sm1 desperately wants to be arrested.. nd get VIP TREATMENT IN JAIL...4 a few hours.. nd den go back home wid an escort... woah... hats off rahul.... !!!!!

WELL WAT XACTLY HAPPENED YESTERDAY IS..

Rahul Gandhi was arrested By UP Police – For protesting against the Yamuna Express way Rahul Gandhi along with the farmers and other Congress leaders was by Uttar Pradesh Police. Rahul was later released on bail at around 3 am and was escorted back to Delhi by UP Police. Congressmen Dig Vijay Singh announced protest against UP government for arresting Rahul Gandhi...

The BJP has slammed Rahul Gandhi for his visit to Bhatta Parsaul village. "I would like to remind you that Rahul earlier went to Tapal Gaon of Aligarh also. He had said that in the next Parliament session, the land acquisition amendment bill will be brought in. What has happened now? None of the bills have been bought to the Parliament. I want answers to all this," said BJP leader Rajnath Singh.

The Samajwadi Party also hit out at the Congress leader. "Rahul Gandhi is sitting there on protest. Nothing will happen if he keeps sitting there. The Central government needs to take some steps and if Rahul Gandhi wants, this can be done. The Central government should compensate the farmers," said Samajwadi Party leader Akhilesh Yadav.


we r quite clear dat dis is a political gimmick.. nd Rahul dis was least expextd frm u....there's a lot of difference b/w saying and doing...
We believe in ACTION, not juz Words..and promises.. we all remember of hw u helped sm workers once.. wen all of dem wer usin heavin iron containers nd tools .. our gandhi boy had plastic stuff..light weightd..:( actin chod bachu...Twas juz a show off- what we call cheap political election campaigning.....rather than 'seva'. :p

nw as he turned out 2 be a player too... the question remainin is..AB KISKE HAWAALE WATAN SATHIYO????

aur haan wait for our nxt post..
Hot News- PM IN WAITING- Mama's boy- Mr. Rahul Gandhi soon gonna launch his very own Drama school!

Daddy Fell into the Pond

a poem by Alfred Noyes



Everyone grumbled. The sky was grey.
We had nothing to do and nothing to say.
We were nearing the end of a dismal day,
And then there seemed to be nothing beyond,
Then
Daddy fell into the pond!

And everyone's face grew merry and bright,
And Timothy danced for sheer delight.
"Give me the camera, quick, oh quick!
He's crawling out of the duckweed!" Click!

Then the gardener suddenly slapped his knee,
And doubled up, shaking silently,
And the ducks all quacked as if they were daft,
And it sounded as if the old drake laughed.
Oh, there wasn't a thing that didn't respond
When
Daddy Fell into the pond!

Alfred Noyes

DEAR PEOPLE, I'M NOT DONE YET!- SINCERELY, END-O-SULFAN

Endosulfan banned!!- great news.... is it?
well....yeah, for the great efforts put up by the ample number of people around Kerala n other parts of the nation, it is...but the devil hasn't perished yet...
the current agenda allows use of the pesticide over 22 crops n that too it would take around 11 frigging years for complete phase out!!!!! bloody hell...was that really a ban?????
even the begning was full of mayhem...
Kasargod's (Kerala)heartbreaking sufferings made the other countries to put a ban on the poison...but still our Govt was dead blind!

dirty politics and money making is the only agenda of our nation's working committee including politicians, beaurocrats and others....otherwise why would this ban have so many loop holes!
hmmm....guess, the expense really played a big role, which made the decision to ban so late.... Endosulfan's substitutes are costlier than it.... So does that mean MONEY is more VALUED than the LIVES of POOR? can they eva find any solution for the people whose life was devastated by the pesticide?? answer dear GOVT!!! people have been strugglin for over decades to put a stop to it, but one CM had to do fasting(we really don't wanna comment upon that),few celebrities to spread the word(finally)to make our beaurocrats to take a decision...(that too with some weak links)
aint that shows how much these poison mafia influenced or gained control over our beaurocrats??
where's the future of our Nation actually heading?

and then why did they ban only ENDOSULFAN, there are lotsa cousins of the same, which are poisonous.....

apparently it seems, the ban is just to cover up the prevailin protests...its sure gonna rise up again to destroy mankind... matter of factly sayin, the agenda gave people 11 more years to suffer with the devil... thank you, Govt!!!

well anyway....atleast they did 'ban' the thing, which we people were fighting for (even though its not gonna give any significant gain)...n the authors (both of us) are really proud to be one among those, from our district, who signed in the protest letter against Endosulfan! :)

LEts hope for a better tomorrow! God bless all :)

P.S. there would many infos missin.... juz to be clear- WE ARE TERRIBLE WITH G.K...so SORRY ;-P