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Wednesday 14 September 2011

THE FINAL OPEN LETTER!!!!

Dear readers....
Since this is the season of open letters from madrasans to delhi boys and vice versa.. We too thought of coming up with one .. But not for any state, religion or community. This one is strictly for INDIANS.
we don't really understand what is all this fuss about "aiyyo, oye..sambhar, rajma..chor and chaawal..Kapoor, Iyer..bunty, Krishnan..." Big deal!!
India is a very large country with 28 states and 7 union territories, infinite cultures and traditions .. JIN STATES KE NAAM NA SUNAI DETE HAIN NA DHIKHAI DETHE HAIN.. SUNAI DETA HAI TOH SIRF EK NAAM... INDIA (courtesy : Chak de! India) But aint that true???
We, the authors of the blog, are pakka southies.. We are from GOD'S OWN COUNTRY- - KERALA. We totally love our state .. and we are proud to be MALLUS ( not madrasis). It feels bad when Northies call us madrasis..U have no idea how irritating it is when they make fun of our accent .. Our Yinglish.. But.. well we do remember mocking our Gupta sir (a northie) who had wierd northie accent. Chill guys!!!!!!! Yeh sab toh chalta hi rahega.. Ab we all know how our eastern counterparts feel when we call them CHINKIS.. This is happening all around the country.. Lets face it with a smile.. Coz as you can see no one is perfect....
Uuggghhhh!!!!! This is gettin way too serious... We cant take it any more... We are just not used to these kinda serious stuff..
But this time we were left with no choice.
So guys let us put this straight.This is 21st century .. Not 60s or 70s that we are still behind black and white.. Errrr.... C'mon people, stop the discrimination!!
We, the idiots were brought up in north India.. We know how great is the tradition and people there. There are a hell lot of black people in north and white people in south. Even we are fair!!!! ;-P WHATS IN COLOUR!!!?????
The paani puri vendors and northie dhaabas are profitting in a great amount here in south. So is the southie outlet in northern region!
Nair still remembers her dad's CO(Commanding officer ) requesting all the mallu officers in the regiment to ask their wives to make sadhya for onam..And pls note that CO uncle was a northie too... Nambiar's northie neighbours would die for her mom's sambhar .. and we, the mallu kids, ditched KFC for one small plate of Panipuri.. Well lets not write about palak paneer and rajma chawal.. And our idli dosa... We are already hungry..

Thinking about the cultural differences.. Yes we do follow matriachal systems.. we get our mom's family name.. And well we girls are so much important in the family and we are definitely not considered the ''paraya dhan'' of the family. But yes to get married we have to wear more than 5 kg gold. (which is not coz we are not beautiful .. But because wearing gold is a part of our tradition ). But we dont understand what is wrong with the northie system as long as they are happy with it.. Though they don't wear loads of gold, they do cover up for it wearing their lakhon ka lehenga.

Just think about how much respect even Mr Bachchan gives our mallu actor Mohanlal and well vice versa neednt be written.. Think about the Maharastrian born Tamil actor SUPERSTAR RAJANIKANTH who is loved globally .. Not to mention the northies.. and don't the northies just love Aishwarya Rai , Vidya Balan, Sridevi etc... And dont we southies love seeing north indian actresses like Simran , tamanna and many more on screen...
Guys!!!How much ever we hate each other.. How much we love each other.. We just cant igonre each other .. Long back people used to give examples of UNITY IN DIVERSITY in our country .. And we are ashamed of seeing such north south hungama ...
Always remember before you think of a brawl again UNITED WE STAND
DIVIDED WE FALL
JAI HIND!!!!!!
With love, the patriotic idiots!!

(P.S. Guys learn something from us ;-) we have our university exam in coming days and we didn't start studying at all but we wrote this just because of our dedication to the country. If we ever happen to stand for elections, please do cast your valuable votes for us..keeping in mind this "eye opening letter" ;-P )

6 comments:

  1. Shreyas(2), yeah, that is the spirit girls. Very well conveyed. Flat out fun to read it is. And that should be the way too with the Open Letter wildfire by a so called South Indian that spread unnecessary excitement amongst some of our North Indian countrymen who so deemed to retaliate. Had the retaliation been in good taste, that would have been encouraging. Instead, the retaliation was similar, if not worse in taste. So where lies the difference? Why can't a reader enjoy the mordant wit, the humor inherent in a blog instead of approaching it with an antagonistic view? I read both the blogs as a relentlessly entertaining grabber instead of reading it between the lines. My comments on both those blogs abundantly emphasize that point. In fact, Chinta, the North Indian retaliator, acknowledged my response, maybe not in total concurrence, but certainly with a smile. Wish the first one did too. But that is beside the point.

    Here, you both have written a wonderful blog, that is rich in wit, rich in national unity, written with a heart that is deeply moving and written with tremendous energy.

    I will conclude with this wonderful quote by Lawrence Balter :-**To make life more bearable and pleasant for everybody, choose the issues that are significant enough to fight over, and ignore or use distraction for those you can let slide that day. Picking your battles will eliminate a number of conflicts, and yet will still leave you feeling in control**

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  2. Thank you so much sir.... This issue has come up before like umpteen times... But the open letter did create a stir in minds.. These kinda things gives us a ominous feeling... We both were brought up in North and Kerala is our native...so obviously we respect the culture and people of both sides. Humans should be distinguished on the basis of good and bad, unfortunately it is not! Thank you for those words of wisdom!Thank you so much sir.... This issue has come up before like umpteen times... But the open letter did create a stir in minds.. These kinda things gives us a ominous feeling... We both were brought up in North and Kerala is our native...so obviously we respect the culture and people of both sides. Humans should be distinguished on the basis of good and bad, unfortunately it is not! Thank you for those words of wisdom!

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  3. Good article.. very well written.. your blogs are really worth reading. keep it up!!

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  4. Love your unpretentious writing style, your introspective thinking, the witty cantor....and the name you go by (who wouldn't love the name?).....had to follow, for all the above reasons!! PS I am not Indian, but I greatly admire and respect all that you shared....I learned much....thank you!!

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  5. @Alice- thank you so much!!!! We are so grateful that you read and commented... We hope to entertain you more with our write ups and provide you more information about our incredible India :-) keep visiting, commenting and you can give us suggestions! Take care

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