Its now 'No Paal'

RAJANI is helpless!!!! Yes! for the first time in history of the world!
shocking, eh? yeah....we were infact shellshocked too, when we first heard about it!
wanna know the reason why he's so! well hope y'all heard about MILma's price hike (milma is milk marketing federation in Kerala).

Rajani's Kerala fans now cant afford to buy milk and do abhishekam on his posters...this is where our God star is helpless...

the so called price rise has had really bad effects on people around the GOd's Own Country. Even in Temples, people are in dilemma, now their cutting out "paal" (milk in malayalam) abhishekam from their list. the same people, who loved ambalapuzha paal payasam, are now reconsidering their tastes :-D

in first night, soon people would be preferring 'Tang' over milk, former being the 'national' drink of Keralites :-D (no, its not coconut water! surprise!!).

we hope some of you must have heard about the one line song sung by master Ganapathy in the movie 'Vinodayatra'- "PAALUM pazhavum kayikalil aendhi"... now nobody can afford to sing that! ee Milma ye kondu thotthu! haye...ye Milma bhi na! alas! Milma...(isn't it convenient for all the readers who speak different languages?... 3 in 1 post!)
our recent reports says that kiddos in kerala are very happy about this price rise, as now their moms and dads wont force them to drink milk everyday. lucky, lucky!! it is actually Now, the water has become the necessity!
its been heard that the local milk product manufactures' also decided to hike their price, for even the artificial milk products...sho Naamam maathram dhaaralam! naam kaafi hein! name is enough!(name-milk, incase you didn't get it)
now we are afraid that the supporters of LokPAL in Kerala will backout from it regarding its name!!
the cow owners are really tensed about the security. Heard that Govt would be assigning commandos to give the protection. cow is the most valuable animal in Kerala now.

Sorry Elephant ji! infact all milk bearing animals are considered as an valuable asset more than 24 carat gold! and as we speak, the dads, who are planning to get their daughters married are now finding its hard to buy litres of milk to give as dowry, as demanded by groom's parents!! kashtam!
in this situation people of Kerala, with all hopes, are now looking forward to one man, the man who claims to bring about great changes to India (read MuzzafarNagar)- the 'Kamaal R Khan', provided-he wins the elections of year xxxx. We absolutely hope he will bring milk from Sweden or Norway or whatever to Kerala too. "We, the authors SHALL request him"(just trying to talk like him).
So this Onam, No paalpayasam! :-(
just enjoy the pic----

Say No to bourvita, horlicks, complan....(haa you can always have the powder :-P its better than the drink) and yes to TANG, Rasna, coconut water..etc.
Drink WATER. Milk isn't the only healthy drink ;-P

(Milma vellam kudipikkum!!! ;-D)