ONAM SPECIAL

Dear Readers,
Happy onam to all of you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After the Delhi high court blasts, the earthquake and all the political drama , finally, we ve something to celebrate. Atleast we mallus have something to celebrate.
Onakkodies, beautiful pookalama nd delicious sadhya just made our day.
We idiots had an awesome onam..

We know in the midst of so many heartbreaking incidents happening in Delhi ( blasts..earthquakes..and the heavy rains ) we shouldn’t think of great celebrations. But if great people like SHASHI THAROOR can enjoy their onam sadhyas at kerala house @ DELHI hours after the blast.. then why can’t we??
Speaking of the Delhi blasts.. how can we not comment about RENUKA CHOWDRY who said that the blast happened due to ANNA HAZARE and his team. Bhai, we agree .. if it weren’t for team Anna’s protest and hunger strike the police would have been more alert .All in the intelligence department were intelligently calculating the number of people in the protests and how and whom to arrest, we guess.

Not just that Our sources have confirmed team anna stratergy lead to the blast. What happened actually is quite dramatic. Seeing ANNA HAZARE doing hunger strike so as to make the government agree to their demands.. the small kids of our country stopped having their food so that their parents ll agree to their ‘’demands’’. Frustrated daddies and mommies planted the bomb in HC. so aint Renukaji right???Anna Hazare and his movement is responsible for the blasts. We have doubts if team anna is behind the earthquake and the heavy rains in delhi too...


Hope you all heard abot how RAHUL GANDHI got booed away from the people when he visited the blast victims at RML hospital. Its the people, yes the people who are responsible for every mayhem in our country. Why do they want this and that.. why do they protest for unnecessary things!! Everyone knows Rahul Gandhi knew about the blasts using his SIXTH SENSE much before it happened. He did rush to the site but was 1% late to reach !!! POOR LAD..

RAHUL ‘the boy who prevented 90% terror attacks’ GANDHI (PHEW!!! Big people..even bigger names) is just a baby, an AMUL BABY. Don’t put too much pressure on him.. MAA DA LADLA is too sensitive.


But the news that stands out for us is the MAYAWATI – ASSANGE battle (ehem ehem brawl).

We don’t understand why Assange is behind Mayawati??? Being a lady, its her right to own sandals .. branded ones especially. To bring such expensive and classy stuff you need copters and jets. That is common. What makes us sad is instead of appreciating her love for food and her big heart to employ lots of cooks, we are blaming her of wasting money..?? :) Guys.. Lets appreciate her EMPLOYMENT PROGRAMME. She even thought of giving the jobless Doctors of AGRA mental asylum some work. The people who deserve to be in asylum are ending up in Tihar. She wants Assange to go their so as to give the hospital BRAND EMPOWERMENT. Ab bhai INTERNATIONAL ki baath hi kuch aur hai???

Well people we elect such people even if they make mistakes its not their fault its OUR FAULT
Looks like a JAAGO RE campaign.????? :D
Coming back to ONAM.. Being the state having the highest literacy rates.. our new desire is to learn English. That is why the mallu channels are showing PRITHVIRAJ movies during Onam season.

Oh c’mon he is the only south Indian actor (why just actor?? he is the only south Indian) who speaks English. So hope mallus are busy watching ANWAR and ARJUNAN SAKSHI. An opportunity to learn English free of costs . The richer lot can definitely go to the theatres to watch THEJABHAI AND FAMILY for PhD equivalent courses :) .